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Ted
Corran's Self-Closing Chamber Pot By: Ted

Even the most despicable and evil Tyrant will be convinced they pale in comparison to this monstrosity.

by Ted
295xp
24 replies
3968 views
1 HoH
Agar
Bag of Doors By: Agar

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hold on, this punchline will make more sense behind an actual door.

{This item is silly}

by Agar
150xp
7 replies
2343 views
Cheka Man
30 Items From Fallen Empires By: Cheka Man

Thirty items from the distant past, some are still used today in different forms, others were one of a kind and have long since been lost or sequestered within dusty old tombs, awaiting looters to bring them back to the world once more.

by Cheka Man
100xp
4 replies
3757 views
Drackler
Zombies in the House! By: Drackler

A short, simple, rough RPG that I wrote for fun. I've only played it a couple of times, so any feedback on how it works would be much appreciated.

by Drackler
65xp
3 replies
3564 views
MysticMoon
Croc-a-Pult By: MysticMoon

Inspired by #35 from 30 Benefits to owning a pet crocodile.

Because somebody had to.

by MysticMoon
195xp
22 replies
2868 views
Murometz
93 Benefits to owning a pet Crocodile By: Murometz

Inspired by # 16 on Cheka's 30 Lizard-man Gifts in-work and Coley's Chart of O' Bashing Death. A gift from the lizard-men. A pet crocodile, as loyal as a dog.

by Murometz
420xp
45 replies
5253 views
4 HoHs
Pieh
Skillet By: Pieh

The 5757h layer of the Infinite Abyss. A land of charred black metal and the stench of ever-burning flesh.

by Pieh
145xp
9 replies
3416 views
Ted
30 Bad Things By: Ted

Be it a cursed artifact, an angry god, a spell gone wrong, or bad luck, these are just a taste of the strange things that might befall a character.

by Ted
235xp
22 replies
3116 views
Ted
Courageous Shield By: Ted

What do you do when your shield is more courageous than you?

by Ted
205xp
17 replies
3018 views
Scrasamax
Pre-Con Tactical Base By: Scrasamax

One day nothing, two weeks later they had a pre-con base deployed and instead of a stagnant zone we had a category three offensive breathing down our neck, damn the bastards who came up with that monstrosity, and our own bastards for not having any of our own!

by Scrasamax
145xp
13 replies
6196 views
Scrasamax
SuperFortress-01 By: Scrasamax

I've seen a lot of things in my time lad, six legged mechs, tanks with arms, jets that turn into mechs, but I've never seen anything like that.

Never?

Never.

by Scrasamax
140xp
9 replies
2586 views
Scrasamax
Everbloom Potion By: Scrasamax

One drop for a cluster of flowers, three drops for a tree, no more, no less.

by Scrasamax
100xp
6 replies
2576 views
Agar
Extra dimensional bag By: Agar

'Life, what is it but a dream?' - Lewis Carroll

Some bags have more 'extra' than others.

by Agar
155xp
6 replies
2947 views
2 HoHs
EchoMirage
Farrach, Flamekin By: EchoMirage
In the castle of Stagstone high
from every chimney and fireplace nigh
with a mischievous smile
and the occasional vile
a congenial ember surpises you: 'Hi!'
by EchoMirage
380xp
7 replies
3031 views
1 HoH
Cheka Man
The Voyeur's Wand By: Cheka Man

The Voyeur's Wand was made by a jealous student of magic who had never had a girlfriend and was envious of those who were part of a loving couple, and wanted to embarass those who were.

by Cheka Man
70xp
5 replies
2624 views
Pieh
30 Fountains of Youth By: Pieh

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

by Pieh
315xp
20 replies
5402 views
4 HoHs
Pieh
Never-Burning Torch By: Pieh

Why won't this damn torch light?

by Pieh
190xp
10 replies
3607 views
Siren no Orakio
Bacon Elemental By: Siren no Orakio

The result of a disastrous summoning accident involving a fire elemental, a pig farm, and a farmer's daughter, bacon elementals can only be described as delicious.

by Siren no Orakio
370xp
23 replies
5851 views
1 HoH
Kassil
Audrey Adison By: Kassil

Being a picky eater as a vampire can be quite troublesome.

by Kassil
95xp
9 replies
2973 views
Kassil
Joseph Random By: Kassil

Some people have neither good nor bad luck; they instead have a certain whimsy of fate attached to them, placing them at the center of bizarre events whether they wish it or not. Joseph Random is one such individual...

by Kassil
150xp
10 replies
3478 views
1 HoH