A generic group of minions for use in a modern setting, action theatre oriented.
Thief, murderer, mercenary, criminal boss and general pox on humanity.
Inspired by Ulysses Klaue
'I can't go back to yesterday, I was a different person then' ~ Mad Alice
Where the clowns dwell, even angels fear to tread
Graphic content, reader discretion is advised
Other improvisational weapons/tools:
Icicles are useful as daggers,
Bag Of Holding filled with copper pieces used by chucking the contents at foes, (by strolen)
sleeves make useful garrotes. Ya can't cut anyone's neck, but you sure can choke 'em!
Flaming Logs make great clubs, (any Barbarians out there?)
and Bee hives are very effective when thrown at a mob of enemies. :-)