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Ted
Courageous Shield By: Ted

What do you do when your shield is more courageous than you?

by Ted
205xp
17 replies
4121 views
Scrasamax
Pre-Con Tactical Base By: Scrasamax

One day nothing, two weeks later they had a pre-con base deployed and instead of a stagnant zone we had a category three offensive breathing down our neck, damn the bastards who came up with that monstrosity, and our own bastards for not having any of our own!

by Scrasamax
145xp
13 replies
11704 views
Scrasamax
SuperFortress-01 By: Scrasamax

I've seen a lot of things in my time lad, six legged mechs, tanks with arms, jets that turn into mechs, but I've never seen anything like that.

Never?

Never.

by Scrasamax
140xp
9 replies
3669 views
Scrasamax
Everbloom Potion By: Scrasamax

One drop for a cluster of flowers, three drops for a tree, no more, no less.

by Scrasamax
100xp
6 replies
3731 views
Agar
Extra dimensional bag By: Agar

'Life, what is it but a dream?' - Lewis Carroll

Some bags have more 'extra' than others.

by Agar
155xp
6 replies
4064 views
2 HoHs
EchoMirage
Farrach, Flamekin By: EchoMirage
In the castle of Stagstone high
from every chimney and fireplace nigh
with a mischievous smile
and the occasional vile
a congenial ember surpises you: 'Hi!'
by EchoMirage
380xp
7 replies
4506 views
1 HoH
Cheka Man
The Voyeur's Wand By: Cheka Man

The Voyeur's Wand was made by a jealous student of magic who had never had a girlfriend and was envious of those who were part of a loving couple, and wanted to embarass those who were.

by Cheka Man
70xp
5 replies
3399 views
Pieh
30 Fountains of Youth By: Pieh

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

by Pieh
315xp
20 replies
7519 views
4 HoHs
Pieh
Never-Burning Torch By: Pieh

Why won't this damn torch light?

by Pieh
190xp
10 replies
4856 views
Siren no Orakio
Bacon Elemental By: Siren no Orakio

The result of a disastrous summoning accident involving a fire elemental, a pig farm, and a farmer's daughter, bacon elementals can only be described as delicious.

by Siren no Orakio
370xp
23 replies
7339 views
1 HoH
Kassil
Audrey Adison By: Kassil

Being a picky eater as a vampire can be quite troublesome.

by Kassil
95xp
9 replies
4168 views
Kassil
Joseph Random By: Kassil

Some people have neither good nor bad luck; they instead have a certain whimsy of fate attached to them, placing them at the center of bizarre events whether they wish it or not. Joseph Random is one such individual...

by Kassil
150xp
10 replies
5136 views
1 HoH
angryscotsman93
Lance-Lieutenant Hailland Vairs By: angryscotsman93

30 Guards: 27.) The Conjurer
This guard likes to learn magic in his spare time. Whilst the larger spells are beyond his ability, he knows a surprisingly large number of cantrips, which provide him with amusement or make his life easier. One lets him know if the Captain, Sergeant, or the Snitch are in the area, so that he never gets caught doing anything wrong.

by angryscotsman93
145xp
16 replies
3882 views
Moonlake
Kosuranda, Princess of Albatrosses By: Moonlake

20. Princess of Albatrosses
Also known as the lady of bad luck, this princess breaks mirrors, spills salt, crosses the paths of black cats and every other superstition known to man. She remains perfectly safe, but the bad luck falls around her like rain. Few are willing to be around her for too long, afraid that her bad luck will rub off on them.

by Moonlake
260xp
13 replies
5651 views
1 HoH
Cheka Man
Naylor's Ring of Silence By: Cheka Man

The wizard entered the inn, quietly activated his ring and the noise around him of chatting people, clinking glasses and munching of food fell silent. *Peace, perfect peace* thought the wizard.

by Cheka Man
80xp
4 replies
3113 views
angryscotsman93
Thomas Thorne, the Unfortunate Mage By: angryscotsman93

Despite his great power, this mage desperately wishes that he was just average, so people would stop trying to plant axes in his back.

by angryscotsman93
110xp
16 replies
4396 views
angryscotsman93
The Fringe Lands By: angryscotsman93

An incredible world of magic, adventure... And curry, for some reason.

by angryscotsman93
80xp
4 replies
4807 views
angryscotsman93
The race of Steve By: angryscotsman93

A completely average race, similar to humans, but with a few small differences.

by angryscotsman93
160xp
11 replies
3667 views
Cheka Man
Spennymore's Skating Boots By: Cheka Man

Spennymore's Skating Boots look normal to the untrained eye. It is difficult to mentally connect them to the legends that cling to them, of those who would attack the wearer suddenly ending up head over heels.

by Cheka Man
160xp
9 replies
3838 views
Cheka Man
Sproggans By: Cheka Man

The muggers cornered the little goblin against the wall, when with a hissing noise he suddenly grew to double his size. Muscles bulged out from his body and they lokked at each other, then turned and ran. The Sproggan watched them go and grinned at the thought of how well he had fooled them, and when they were gone he deflated back to his normal size and went on his way.

by Cheka Man
135xp
7 replies
5215 views