The Skull of Golodh is the gold encrusted skull of the Dwarf Lord Golodh and it is cursed

Dwarven Assassin

A 100 word Sci-fi explanation as to why Dwarves can never shave and why the beard truly is a matter of life and death.

A dwarf's fear of the ocean is not baseless. In the unknowable depths lurks an evil that will punish any dwarf arrogant enough to be on anything less than solid land, and unfortunate enough to die.

'The Blizzard be strong outside, lads; settle yehself in and breathe the steam; we'll pass the time with a story.'

A summary of the Esgol Dwarves which make their home within Esgoloth, in Asydia

Hailing from a long line of brewers, Stout has given up the life of the beer-maker for the life of the Adventurer-Upon-Return

Those of the bare chin, the clan of the wolverine, they who walked away from the mountain.

What used to BEE the crown of an old dwarven king has now BEEn made a portable BEE-hive.

Sneaky bastards, the lot of them

'I knew Lwausf would be angry when we banished him, but I didn't see the whole undead-bearman-projectile thing coming. Looking back it was kind of inevitable. '

Prince Gorim, Lord of the Mounatian Hall at Silverspike

Troth Glenbeard was a dwarf with a mission. And that was destruction.

From there, things happened. And the Irondeeps got a Subterranean-Transport-System-That-Moves-Things-Around-Faster-Than-Equine-Means (aka, in modern-speak, a subway).

The swirling snow fell on the soldier's shield,

covering the symbol of Hrothen's Hope.

The swirling snow fell on the dwarf's black beard,

and melted into the darkness.

-opening poem of Hrothen's Curse, a dwarven tale

Seven wonders of the Dwarven World

A story about a young Dwarf, the girl he met and the Goddess he insulted.

The best way for a traveling dwarf to sleep is on a bed of stone - Bodrick Rocknumber, stone bed salesman

A set of 30 Dwarven Treasures, for finding, or stealing.

Slagger Tornfury hates elves. He doesn't just hate them, he HATES them.

Looking for Dwarven proverbs, sayings, euphemisms, quotes, and anecdotes? We are too! Please help the fledgling Dwarven Guild in its infancy stages! Looking to make a list of 101+ with the help of our beardless brethren!