also known as the Snow Gorillas

Seven more magical rings, each with a very different enchantment on it.

'Get me the sugar!' called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

For every one reindeer that was chosen, many did not make the cut to drive Santa's sleigh. But if ever there comes a time when Dancer, Prancer, Dasher, Donder, Cupid, Comet, Vixen, Blitzen, and Rudolph are unable to take to the skies, Santa has back-ups at the ready!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included

Kids today, you can't tell them what to do, right from wrong. When I was a kid we got tattoos and piercings, nowadays they turn themselves into freaking mutants. On purpose!

Any citizen over the age of 30

A member of the Cynopterid race

Marla (Fight Club) - as the salesperson whose species reproduces by cloning or similar technology.

PC generated by random generator

Thirty items from the distant past, some are still used today in different forms, others were one of a kind and have long since been lost or sequestered within dusty old tombs, awaiting looters to bring them back to the world once more.

One day nothing, two weeks later they had a pre-con base deployed and instead of a stagnant zone we had a category three offensive breathing down our neck, damn the bastards who came up with that monstrosity, and our own bastards for not having any of our own!

I've seen a lot of things in my time lad, six legged mechs, tanks with arms, jets that turn into mechs, but I've never seen anything like that.

Never?

Never.

The result of a disastrous summoning accident involving a fire elemental, a pig farm, and a farmer's daughter, bacon elementals can only be described as delicious.

First son of the Grey Storm pack of werewolves, pride and joy of his people - until he turned out to be a werepoodle.

Being a picky eater as a vampire can be quite troublesome.

Some people have neither good nor bad luck; they instead have a certain whimsy of fate attached to them, placing them at the center of bizarre events whether they wish it or not. Joseph Random is one such individual...

20. Princess of Albatrosses
Also known as the lady of bad luck, this princess breaks mirrors, spills salt, crosses the paths of black cats and every other superstition known to man. She remains perfectly safe, but the bad luck falls around her like rain. Few are willing to be around her for too long, afraid that her bad luck will rub off on them.

Fluffy headed plant things with an equally fluffy headed personality

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder's plans that has survived to the modern day.

In the game of paranoia, the damage tables for falls lists heights up to ‘orbital'