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angryscotsman93
Lance-Lieutenant Hailland Vairs By: angryscotsman93

30 Guards: 27.) The Conjurer
This guard likes to learn magic in his spare time. Whilst the larger spells are beyond his ability, he knows a surprisingly large number of cantrips, which provide him with amusement or make his life easier. One lets him know if the Captain, Sergeant, or the Snitch are in the area, so that he never gets caught doing anything wrong.

by angryscotsman93
145xp
16 replies
2999 views
Moonlake
Kosuranda, Princess of Albatrosses By: Moonlake

20. Princess of Albatrosses
Also known as the lady of bad luck, this princess breaks mirrors, spills salt, crosses the paths of black cats and every other superstition known to man. She remains perfectly safe, but the bad luck falls around her like rain. Few are willing to be around her for too long, afraid that her bad luck will rub off on them.

by Moonlake
260xp
13 replies
3961 views
1 HoH
Cheka Man
Naylor's Ring of Silence By: Cheka Man

The wizard entered the inn, quietly activated his ring and the noise around him of chatting people, clinking glasses and munching of food fell silent. *Peace, perfect peace* thought the wizard.

by Cheka Man
80xp
4 replies
2201 views
angryscotsman93
Thomas Thorne, the Unfortunate Mage By: angryscotsman93

Despite his great power, this mage desperately wishes that he was just average, so people would stop trying to plant axes in his back.

by angryscotsman93
110xp
16 replies
3449 views
angryscotsman93
The Fringe Lands By: angryscotsman93

An incredible world of magic, adventure... And curry, for some reason.

by angryscotsman93
80xp
4 replies
3557 views
angryscotsman93
The race of Steve By: angryscotsman93

A completely average race, similar to humans, but with a few small differences.

by angryscotsman93
160xp
11 replies
2737 views
Cheka Man
Spennymore's Skating Boots By: Cheka Man

Spennymore's Skating Boots look normal to the untrained eye. It is difficult to mentally connect them to the legends that cling to them, of those who would attack the wearer suddenly ending up head over heels.

by Cheka Man
160xp
9 replies
2911 views
Cheka Man
Sproggans By: Cheka Man

The muggers cornered the little goblin against the wall, when with a hissing noise he suddenly grew to double his size. Muscles bulged out from his body and they lokked at each other, then turned and ran. The Sproggan watched them go and grinned at the thought of how well he had fooled them, and when they were gone he deflated back to his normal size and went on his way.

by Cheka Man
135xp
7 replies
3841 views
Siren no Orakio
Hyperdoily By: Siren no Orakio

Its intricate knitting defining all description, the hyperdoily is the world's best resting place for cookies.

by Siren no Orakio
160xp
10 replies
2832 views
Scrasamax
Dandélion By: Scrasamax

Fluffy headed plant things with an equally fluffy headed personality

by Scrasamax
185xp
9 replies
3564 views
1 HoH
Kinslayer
Away From Table Chart By: Kinslayer

This random-roll chart is designed for those times when a player unexpectedly misses a game session. What is their character doing while everyone else is out on an adventure?

by Kinslayer
110xp
6 replies
4932 views
MoonHunter
Items of Groan By: MoonHunter

While magic if full of odd associations, some are quite "pun-ish". By accident or on purpose, slips of the tongue are there.

by MoonHunter
300xp
57 replies
7179 views
4 HoHs
Harvengure
Trickster's Charm By: Harvengure

'Poor girl seems to be losing her mind. She’s always losing that necklace it seems. Makes me wonder why she takes it off at all.' - Concerned Mother in regards to how absent minded her daughter has become

by Harvengure
100xp
6 replies
2664 views
Harvengure
Turning Fork By: Harvengure

Zombies make horrible dinner guest. Trying to eat the brains of the host tends to ruin things.

Well, now you can tell them to fork off with this handy little item.

by Harvengure
100xp
6 replies
2434 views
Pieh
Rune of Admini By: Pieh

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder's plans that has survived to the modern day.

by Pieh
60xp
5 replies
3098 views
Ted
Ways to die By: Ted

In the game of paranoia, the damage tables for falls lists heights up to ‘orbital'

by Ted
115xp
20 replies
6085 views
Agar
Quantum Sheen By: Agar

"What does this marveous ointment do you ask? It's easily worth the 50 gold an ounce I'm selling it to you for my friend, I can promise you that. ... You still want to know what it does? Well, it ... it sorta ... and then it ... Here! Just try a sample here and see!"

by Agar
110xp
6 replies
3326 views
Pieh
Frosty's Silk Hat of Sentience By: Pieh

Frosty the Snowman. Is a fairytale they say. He was made of snow. But the children know. How he came to life one day...

There must have been some magic. In that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head. He began to dance around...

by Pieh
255xp
8 replies
5276 views
Siren no Orakio
The Cabal of Omnomnom By: Siren no Orakio

An odd little cult dedicated to the care and feeding of their 'god', the Cabal of Omnomnom is slowly depleting the region of...

by Siren no Orakio
180xp
9 replies
3677 views
Stephie
Ways a DM Can Stall an Adventure By: Stephie

Have you ever been in a position where you needed a quick break but your players were too ancy to break as well?

by Stephie
320xp
27 replies
7352 views
2 HoHs