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Dozus
A Selection of Silly Hats By: Dozus

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -P.J. O'Rourke

by Dozus
395xp
35 replies
10538 views
5 HoHs
Scrasamax
ACME Exploding Barrel and Crate Company By: Scrasamax

For barrel that explode when you shoot them, there's only one name you can count on, that's ACME.

by Scrasamax
295xp
16 replies
6368 views
1 HoH
valadaar
Whistle of Big Game Summoning By: valadaar

Sometimes an item can be a little too effective...

by valadaar
220xp
11 replies
4251 views
Siren no Orakio
ISL 9000 By: Siren no Orakio

Capable of delivering up to 20 iron spikes per minute at nearly the velocity of an arrow, the Iron Spike Launcher-9000 is the front line weapon of his most elite clock-work soldiers.

by Siren no Orakio
177xp
11 replies
4847 views
Wulfhere
Abyrwythynsternwdt, the Village of the Unpronouncable Name By: Wulfhere

The villagers paid dearly after they slew the stuttering old crone!

by Wulfhere
295xp
19 replies
6992 views
1 HoH
valadaar
Flawed Potions By: valadaar

Never buy your potions from the Discount Dealer...

by valadaar
460xp
59 replies
32944 views
7 HoHs
Pariah
Gremils By: Pariah

[Pariah] 4:20 pm: OMFG!!! It's a gremil swarm.

by Pariah
210xp
15 replies
7945 views
1 HoH
manfred
Undead Cosmetics By: manfred

Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.

by manfred
365xp
30 replies
12545 views
4 HoHs
Scrasamax
P. Donkey Donque By: Scrasamax

Yeah yeah, I know the Duke. Of course I do. P. Donkey Donque travels in some high circles, jester.

by Scrasamax
295xp
10 replies
5887 views
3 HoHs
manfred
Silly traps By: manfred

Many traps are not designed to kill or maim, but more to disgust or annoy, or even to put a smile on the victim's face... this is a scroll of such traps.

by manfred
195xp
21 replies
16364 views
1 HoH
Pieh
The Furry Tree-Zombies By: Pieh

The Furry Tree-Zombies were a race of Tribal Jungle Halflings untill an insane Re-Animator discovered their existance.

by Pieh
135xp
9 replies
5539 views
MoonHunter
Kitchen Gods- Modern Day Deities By: MoonHunter

In addition to the Gods listed elsewhere, there are several minor mythological beings spoken of in current Western culture and may be taken more or less seriously. These are commonly called Kitchen Gods.

by MoonHunter
170xp
20 replies
7436 views
1 HoH
Wogden
Combusting Shrews By: Wogden

Long sieges can be a trial for both sides. For the beseiged especially, finite ammunition supplies always pose a problem - except when the ammunition can reproduce...

by Wogden
455xp
25 replies
13451 views
4 HoHs
GleepwurpTheEyebiter
The Amulet of Looda Chriss By: GleepwurpTheEyebiter

An extremely shiny piece of bling, so big and amazing that it inspires anyone who sees it to ask questions about its origins, the bearer, and most anything else they can think of.

by GleepwurpTheEyebiter
125xp
16 replies
4418 views
1 HoH
Agar
Beet By: Agar

A product of chaos storms and waaaaaaaaaaaay to much caffine, Beet has boundless energy and the single mindedness of a stick.

by Agar
95xp
9 replies
6597 views
Scrasamax
Munchkin Utility Belt By: Scrasamax

What is it that hangs from such a fine belt? Tis a sword of Righteous Slaying, and a Mace of Disintegration. A pouch of Perfect Invisibility Dust, and a wand of Endless fireballs?

Good sir, This must be the Belt of Munchkin-kind

by Scrasamax
180xp
10 replies
8272 views
2 HoHs
waz
Knooble Glitio By: waz

The quirky gnome captain of the small air ship the Flying Gopher. Knooble and his crew sell out their services of hauling cargo or quick travel.

by waz
55xp
12 replies
5418 views
Cheka Man
The Staff of Random Magic By: Cheka Man

The staff is beautiful to look at, made of pure ebony wood with a large diamond set at the top and rusted iron buttons along it's side. It gives off an aura of very powerful magic.The ebony is scarred by a hit from a sword of some kind.

by Cheka Man
65xp
10 replies
6676 views
Agar
Potion of Mis Understanding Languages By: Agar

Made by an anarchist trying to seed dissent, the potions actually work better than normal potions of understanding languages ... sort of.

This item is silly.

by Agar
435xp
19 replies
12738 views
4 HoHs
Pieh
Wing Brew By: Pieh

In certain parts of the world, DON'T ask for something in a language the barkeep dosen't understand or say 'just give me anything'

by Pieh
125xp
16 replies
9433 views