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Scrasamax
January 21, 2009
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The Tome of Encomiastic Psilomantic Mirabilium    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

The greatest book ever written! HA-HA!

Cheka Man
January 6, 2009
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Comments: 4
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Votes: 3 / 3.333333
Naylor's Ring of Silence    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

The wizard entered the inn, quietly activated his ring and the noise around him of chatting people, clinking glasses and munching of food fell silent. *Peace, perfect peace* thought the wizard.

angryscotsman93
January 6, 2009
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Votes: 4 / 4.000000
Thomas Thorne, the Unfortunate Mage    NPCs  (Major)   (Travelers)

Despite his great power, this mage desperately wishes that he was just average, so people would stop trying to plant axes in his back.

angryscotsman93
December 30, 2008
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Comments: 4
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The Fringe Lands    Locations  (World)   (Any)

An incredible world of magic, adventure… And curry, for some reason.

angryscotsman93
December 29, 2008
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Votes: 8 / 3.250000
The race of Steve    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Any)

A completely average race, similar to humans, but with a few small differences.

Cheka Man
December 28, 2008
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.714286
Spennymore's Skating Boots    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Spennymore’s Skating Boots look normal to the untrained eye. It is difficult to mentally connect them to the legends that cling to them, of those who would attack the wearer suddenly ending up head over heels.

Cheka Man
December 20, 2008
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Sproggans    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Swamp)

The muggers cornered the little goblin against the wall, when with a hissing noise he suddenly grew to double his size. Muscles bulged out from his body and they lokked at each other, then turned and ran. The Sproggan watched them go and grinned at the thought of how well he had fooled them, and when they were gone he deflated back to his normal size and went on his way.

Siren no Orakio
November 5, 2008
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Hyperdoily    Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Magical)

Its intricate knitting defining all description, the hyperdoily is the world’s best resting place for cookies.

Scrasamax
October 9, 2008
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Votes: 7 / 4.000000
Dandélion    Lifeforms  (Flora)   (Plains)

Fluffy headed plant things with an equally fluffy headed personality

Kinslayer
September 24, 2008
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Away From Table Chart    Plots  (Travel)   (Side-Quest)

This random-roll chart is designed for those times when a player unexpectedly misses a game session.  What is their character doing while everyone else is out on an adventure?

MoonHunter
September 15, 2008
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Ideas: 37
Votes: 7 / 4.285714
Items of Groan    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

While magic if full of odd associations, some are quite "pun-ish". By accident or on purpose, slips of the tongue are there.

Harvengure
August 20, 2008
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Trickster's Tankard (minor and major)    Items  (Other)   (Cursed)

Warning: Trickster’s Tankard may result in alcohol abuse, random bar fights and very angry dwarves, half orcs, orcs, giants and anyone else who enjoys their drink.

Use with caution

Harvengure
August 17, 2008
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Trickster's Charm    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

"Poor girl seems to be losing her mind.  She’s always losing that necklace it seems.  Makes me wonder why she takes it off at all." - Concerned Mother in regards to how absent minded her daughter has become

Harvengure
August 17, 2008
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Turning Fork    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Zombies make horrible dinner guest. Trying to eat the brains of the host tends to ruin things. 

Well, now you can tell them to fork off with this handy little item.

Pieh
July 11, 2008
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Rune of Admini    Items  (Computers)   (Magical)

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder’s plans that has survived to the modern day.

Ted
June 1, 2008
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Votes: 10 / 1.750000
Ways to die    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

In the game of paranoia, the damage tables for falls lists heights up to ‘orbital’

Agar
April 1, 2008
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Comments: 6
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Votes: 5 / 3.300000
Quantum Sheen    Items  (Materials)   (Magical)

"What does this marveous ointment do you ask? It’s easily worth the 50 gold an ounce I’m selling it to you for my friend, I can promise you that. ... You still want to know what it does? Well, it ... it sorta ... and then it ... Here! Just try a sample here and see!"

Pieh
February 15, 2008
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Ideas: 0
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Frosty's Silk Hat of Sentience    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Frosty the Snowman. Is a fairytale they say. He was made of snow. But the children know. How he came to life one day…

There must have been some magic. In that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head. He began to dance around…

Siren no Orakio
January 5, 2008
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The Cabal of Omnomnom    Society/ Organizations  (Religious)   (Area)

An odd little cult dedicated to the care and feeding of their ‘god’, the Cabal of Omnomnom is slowly depleting the region of…

Stephie
January 5, 2008
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Ideas: 9
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Ways a DM Can Stall an Adventure    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

Have you ever been in a position where you needed a quick break but your players were too ancy to break as well?

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Frozen in Time

       By: Spark

In a long-lost age, a party of adventurers are frozen into stone by the stare of some gorgon-like creature. An unscrupulous rogue, coming across the frozen party several centuries later, decides to haul off two of the statues to decorate his den. Upon his death, an artisan friend of his claims a statue and sells it to a rich merchant, passing it off as his own work. Years later, the merchant gilds the statue in bronze and re-sells it at a much higher price. After passing through the art markets for many decades, the statue ends up in the hallways of a mage academy. Imagine the chaos and confusion when a young mage's spell happens to break the curse of stone, returning the adventurer to life several centuries after his petrification! Is he interrogated by historians? Driven mad by the change of times? Or does he set off on a quest to find and liberate his other frozen party-members?

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