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Aramax
April 7, 2016
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Ideas: 2
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
Aramax Ironbelly    NPCs  (Minor)   (Mystical)

Shout box spawn

Scrasamax
January 24, 2016
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Wings of Wondrous Power    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

Are your players running roughshod over your monsters and ransacking your dungeons? Are they disrespecting you as a Dungeon Keeper?

DungeonCo here to help, with the handy dandy Wings of Wondrous Power

Scrasamax
January 24, 2016
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
Horn of Magic Power    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

Are your players running roughshod over your monsters and ransacking your dungeons? Are they disrespecting you as a Dungeon Keeper?

DungeonCo here to help, with the handy dandy Horn of Magic Power

Scrasamax
December 31, 2015
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Comments: 0
Ideas: 0
No votes
Baxter Unit 01    NPCs  (Scenario Based)   (Combative)

A corporate Alpha Strike team

Cheka Man
December 8, 2015
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 3.312500
7 Rings    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

Seven more magical rings, each with a very different enchantment on it.

axlerowes
January 19, 2015
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Comments: 14
Ideas: 2
Votes: 6 / 3.166667
Armor Restrictions Apply....Of Course    Articles  (Fiction)   (Game Mastering)

"Let the Wookie Win"

custos
June 18, 2014
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.833333
Tools of madness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Created by the god of madness, one must be at least a little insane to be able to use them. These tools cause much confusion to those that see them in action and are guaranteed to cause misunderstandings.

axlerowes
March 3, 2014
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
My Last Crop of Humans    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Domestic/ Craft)

The confessions of an unlucky A.I.

Dragonlordmax
February 10, 2014
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.000000
The Town of Inexplicable Babies    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Get me the sugar!" called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

young0ne2
January 16, 2014
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Standard Issue Escape Goat    Items  (Other)   (Combat)

When your in trouble and need a quick escape, S.I.E.G. IT !!

Shadoweagle
November 7, 2013
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
CatBee    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

"That's old lady Serisia's house... We don't go in there anymore." the children looked forlornly through the iron fence to their lost ball, deep within the overgrown gardens of the massive front yard.
From deep in the foliage, a menacing 'Yowl' sounded, followed by an eerie droning.

This sub is a little bit silly.

Scrasamax
October 25, 2013
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Sparrow Oak    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Keep your helmet on, there are sparrow oaks in this forest.

Scrasamax
October 25, 2013
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 1
Votes: 7 / 3.785714
Ratwood Tree    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The hardest part about dealing with a ratwood tree is by the time you find it, there are dozens more you haven't found yet.

Scrasamax
August 4, 2013
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Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
No votes
30 Things that are Awesome    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Just what it says on the tin.

valadaar
May 10, 2013
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Comments: 22
Ideas: 1
Votes: 14 / 3.607143
Creeders Magic Dentures    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Dentures, magic dentures.

Kassy
March 8, 2013
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.000000
Candy-Soul Grenade    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Cursed)

A tiny marble cherry with an amber heart inlaid. One of the Lolliful Avenger's most devastatingly effective weapons.

Scrasamax
October 9, 2012
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 1
Votes: 4 / 4.000000
Headlines from the Cosmic Era    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

All the news thats fit to upstream

Dossta
October 4, 2012
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 4.375000
Potion of Euphemisms    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

'Cmon and drink up.  This potion will really help us understand each other, if you know what I mean.

axlerowes
September 25, 2012
Hits: 1344
Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.300000
Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes    Society/ Organizations  (Knowledge/Lore)   (Regional)

Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included

Ted
September 23, 2012
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.142857
Bacon the Dog    NPCs  (Minor)   (Domestic/ Craft)

CRTF's first resident goofball animal mascot.

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Unfortunate fortune

       By: increddibelly

One of the camels in the caravan trips over a dark rock protruding from the sandy dunes. The poor animal has broken its leg and cannot continue. A cacaphony ensues as the animal suffers and the caravan train overseers complain passionately as they redistribute the animal's load across the caravan. (Let's just hope none of the PC's was riding this camel, shall we?)

As the camel is put out of its misery and the camel is skewered over a campfire - waste nothing! - someone takes a minute to inspect the root cause of all the trouble. To their surprise, the upturned rock is worked stone. Some frantic digging may excavate the bottom half of a gorgeously worked1 obelisk, and maybe even the small square forum below; but a more rigorous exploration of the surrounding dunes reveals a buried tomb doorway on each side of the forum.

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