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Aramax
February 17, 2017
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.333333
Triple Chaos, The Stolen World    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Mountains)

In a world filled with unique chimera, some are more unique than others OR A chimera divided against itself must fall!

500 word, chimera challenge

Scrasamax
February 11, 2017
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Comments: 2
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.500000
Inappropriate Tech    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

Squishy tech for the Cosmic Era's behind closed doors

Cheka Man
February 11, 2017
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 1
Votes: 3 / 4.166667
30 Sceptres    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

Thirty Scepters, some of them items of great magical powers, others mere symbols of office, and one or two that are more a bane then a boon to their owners.

Scrasamax
December 22, 2016
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Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
Votes: 1 / 4.000000
SpecOps Team: Tau Sable    Society/ Organizations  (Combative)   (Regional)

The Tau Sable team is a variable membership unit based around vehicular operations in North America. The unit is in many ways unique as it relies on seemingly retro-tech and the badly decayed and abandoned mass transit systems of the Petroleum Era.

Agar
July 7, 2016
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 1
Votes: 4 / 4.250000
Backaroo    Items  (Transports)   (Magical)

A unusual choice of wizard in place of a familiar is to chose to bond with an object instead. A more unusual choice is an animated object. When that animated object is a backpack that thinks it's a kangaroo, well, that's just weird.

Aramax
April 7, 2016
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 2
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
Aramax Ironbelly    NPCs  (Minor)   (Mystical)

Shout box spawn

Scrasamax
January 24, 2016
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Wings of Wondrous Power    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

Are your players running roughshod over your monsters and ransacking your dungeons? Are they disrespecting you as a Dungeon Keeper?

DungeonCo here to help, with the handy dandy Wings of Wondrous Power

Scrasamax
January 24, 2016
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
Horn of Magic Power    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Any)

Are your players running roughshod over your monsters and ransacking your dungeons? Are they disrespecting you as a Dungeon Keeper?

DungeonCo here to help, with the handy dandy Horn of Magic Power

Scrasamax
December 31, 2015
Hits: 669
Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
Votes: 1 / 4.500000
Baxter Unit 01    NPCs  (Scenario Based)   (Combative)

A corporate Alpha Strike team

Cheka Man
December 8, 2015
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.333333
7 Rings    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

Seven more magical rings, each with a very different enchantment on it.

axlerowes
January 19, 2015
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Comments: 14
Ideas: 2
Votes: 6 / 3.166667
Armor Restrictions Apply....Of Course    Articles  (Fiction)   (Game Mastering)

"Let the Wookie Win"

custos
June 18, 2014
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.833333
Tools of madness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Created by the god of madness, one must be at least a little insane to be able to use them. These tools cause much confusion to those that see them in action and are guaranteed to cause misunderstandings.

axlerowes
March 3, 2014
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Comments: 13
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.214286
My Last Crop of Humans    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Domestic/ Craft)

The confessions of an unlucky A.I.

Dragonlordmax
February 10, 2014
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.000000
The Town of Inexplicable Babies    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Get me the sugar!" called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

young0ne2
January 16, 2014
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Standard Issue Escape Goat    Items  (Other)   (Combat)

When your in trouble and need a quick escape, S.I.E.G. IT !!

Shadoweagle
November 7, 2013
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
CatBee    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

"That's old lady Serisia's house... We don't go in there anymore." the children looked forlornly through the iron fence to their lost ball, deep within the overgrown gardens of the massive front yard.
From deep in the foliage, a menacing 'Yowl' sounded, followed by an eerie droning.

This sub is a little bit silly.

Scrasamax
October 25, 2013
Hits: 1075
Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Sparrow Oak    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Keep your helmet on, there are sparrow oaks in this forest.

Scrasamax
October 25, 2013
Hits: 1535
Comments: 9
Ideas: 1
Votes: 7 / 3.785714
Ratwood Tree    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The hardest part about dealing with a ratwood tree is by the time you find it, there are dozens more you haven't found yet.

Scrasamax
August 4, 2013
Hits: 1492
Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
No votes
30 Things that are Awesome    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Just what it says on the tin.

valadaar
May 10, 2013
Hits: 1121
Comments: 22
Ideas: 1
Votes: 14 / 3.607143
Creeders Magic Dentures    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Dentures, magic dentures.

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Which way is he going?

       By: Murometz

Molk Peruda is encountered by the PCs on the second day of their journey west from the salt-choked port of Quyn, as they prepare to explore the jungle.

He appears a gaunt, wolfish man, with matted, dark hair that sprouts from his head in dreadlocks, contrasting with his well-oiled, blue-black, conical beard. His eyes are hidden ebon shards beneath thick arching brows, his nose, crooked, long, and reminiscent of a snout. His mouth is a thin, dark line, his teeth unseen even when he parts his lips to speak.

His skin is the color of tallow, surprising perhaps for a renowned jungle guide, yet his natural helm of dreads and the jungle's canopy keeps the sun from bronzing his originally pale flesh. On his back are tattooed three women from the waist up, side-by-side, each resembling the other but of different ages. This is a tattoo of Molk's mother, sister, and daughter. His wife (don't bring her up to him!) was killed by marauding Qullan years ago, and appears as her own tattoo on his broad but sunken chest.

His feet shockingly are turned around 180 degrees at the ankle, facing towards his back! A curse from a pernicious shaman. Molk walks feet backwards (he's used to it) and walks backwards, forwards. This can be very disconcerting and outright creepy to the PCs as he guides them through the rainforest.

Slung from his back is an archer's quarrel of treated wood carved to resemble a stalking leopard, in his hand a re-curved composite bow of horn and sinew, with a pair of vivid, red eyes, each one painted on the opposite side of the hand-grip. In a leather sheath at his belt, hangs a falchion, its pommel adorned with a curved bird's head and beak.

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