Login or register. (You can now login/register with your social networks.)

Silly Freetext

custos
June 18, 2014
Hits: 106
Comments: 2
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.750000
Tools of madness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Created by the god of madness, one must be at least a little insane to be able to use them. These tools cause much confusion to those that see them in action and are guaranteed to cause misunderstandings.

axlerowes
March 3, 2014
Hits: 266
Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
My Last Crop of Humans    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Domestic/ Craft)

The confessions of an unlucky A.I.

Dragonlordmax
February 10, 2014
Hits: 282
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 4.000000
The Town of Inexplicable Babies    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Get me the sugar!" called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

young0ne2
January 15, 2014
Hits: 269
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Standard Issue Escape Goat    Items  (Other)   (Combat)

When your in trouble and need a quick escape, S.I.E.G. IT !!

Shadoweagle
November 7, 2013
Hits: 334
Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
CatBee    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

"That's old lady Serisia's house... We don't go in there anymore." the children looked forlornly through the iron fence to their lost ball, deep within the overgrown gardens of the massive front yard.
From deep in the foliage, a menacing 'Yowl' sounded, followed by an eerie droning.

This sub is a little bit silly.

Scrasamax
October 24, 2013
Hits: 342
Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Sparrow Oak    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Keep your helmet on, there are sparrow oaks in this forest.

Scrasamax
October 24, 2013
Hits: 428
Comments: 9
Ideas: 1
Votes: 7 / 3.785714
Ratwood Tree    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The hardest part about dealing with a ratwood tree is by the time you find it, there are dozens more you haven't found yet.

Scrasamax
August 4, 2013
Hits: 329
Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
No votes
30 Things that are Awesome    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Just what it says on the tin.

valadaar
May 10, 2013
Hits: 366
Comments: 20
Ideas: 1
Votes: 12 / 3.583333
Creeders Magic Dentures    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Dentures, magic dentures.

Kassy
March 8, 2013
Hits: 316
Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.000000
Candy-Soul Grenade    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Cursed)

A tiny marble cherry with an amber heart inlaid. One of the Lolliful Avenger's most devastatingly effective weapons.

Scrasamax
October 9, 2012
Hits: 549
Comments: 7
Ideas: 1
Votes: 4 / 4.000000
Headlines from the Cosmic Era    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

All the news thats fit to upstream

Dossta
October 4, 2012
Hits: 668
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
Potion of Euphemisms    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

'Cmon and drink up.  This potion will really help us understand each other, if you know what I mean.

axlerowes
September 25, 2012
Hits: 696
Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.300000
Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes    Society/ Organizations  (Knowledge/Lore)   (Regional)

Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included

Ted
September 23, 2012
Hits: 454
Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.142857
Bacon the Dog    NPCs  (Minor)   (Domestic/ Craft)

CRTF's first resident goofball animal mascot.

Murometz
September 22, 2012
Hits: 533
Comments: 8
Ideas: 2
Votes: 5 / 3.600000
Riddlerock    Articles  (Area)   (Water)

Madmen, Riddles, and Worms

Scrasamax
September 7, 2012
Hits: 839
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
Ko Girls    Society/ Organizations  (Artistic/Performance)   (Area)

Strange girl fashionista gang

Moonlake
July 23, 2012
Hits: 549
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.571429
Setam, the Goddess of Nerves    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Specific)

100-word Placeholder God submission no 2

Scrasamax
July 14, 2012
Hits: 554
Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.625000
30 Magnagogs    Items  (Other)   (Villanous)

While technically alive, magnagogs have little in the way of personality and are driven via telepathic command.

Moonlake
July 6, 2012
Hits: 607
Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.250000
Zxtkvf, God of the Unfathomable and Unbelievable    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Defining)

A 100-word submission about a Placeholder God

Cheka Man
June 6, 2012
Hits: 480
Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.600000
Tornado Hat    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Combat)

The tornado hat may look laughable to wear, but it's anything but funny when you're facing the tornado caused by such a hat. If using it, beware, do not spin for too long...

 1 2 3 4 5 6 > 

Selected Freetext

Silly (118)


Join Now!!



Random Idea Seed View All Idea Seeds

Order of the Moonbeard

       By: valadaar

Among the assortment of organized criminals who live in the great city, few command greater fear the Moonbeard Order.

They of course do not call themselves that, but have earned the moniker from their fashion of dying their large beards with lye to produce a distinctive crescent shape running from earlobe to earlobe. This is meant as a taunt for their enemies, for it clearly outlines their throats.

They also wear garb similar to the northern tribesman, carefully tooled leather and showing multiple, colourful glyphs.

They are feared due to the intense discipline that their group maintains, due to their origins as a warrior-sect.

They serve as paid thugs, enforcers and assassins within the city, with the client simply ordering a service from the organization, not hiring an individual. Apart from making the request and providing payment in full in advance, the order completes the assignment themselves.

Their order has many moles through the organizations of the city, and more than a couple of nobles. As such, no organized move has been made against them since their chief activity is directed against other members of the crime world. It is said that their services have been useful for those in power as well, further protecting them from persecution.

Their religion holds that their time in this world is vanishingly brief, and largely unimportant except as training for the Great Battle.

The order is very utilitarian with weapons choice - they simply use the tool needed for the occasion, though not without having trained extensively with it beforehand. Daggers, garrottes, swords, bows, battle axes, polearms, wagons, even siege engines have been used to carry out their contracts.

Encounter  ( City/ Ruin ) | January 24, 2014 | View | UpVote 5xp


Creative Commons License
Individual submissions, unless otherwise noted by the author, are licensed under the
Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License
and requires a link back to the original.

We would love it if you left a comment when you use an idea!
PayPal
Powered by Lockmor 4.1 with Codeigniter | Copyright © 2013 Strolen's Citadel
A Role Player's Creative Workshop.
Read. Post. Play.
Optimized for anything except IE.
0.0214