Have you considered the health benefits of short term death?

Lightning elementals can be a serious problem for your city or place of business, but with our patented ZAP!Stop! System your troubles will be a thing of the past.

As part of the global war on terror, a goverment sponsored special science group resumed the CIA's MKGAMMA program for improved interrogation drugs. The results, Serum 87 and Serum 87X (S-87 and S-87X) became the most effective interrogation agents available to man.

While technically alive, magnagogs have little in the way of personality and are driven via telepathic command.

A simple way to a fate most dreadful.

"And 3..2..1..Smile!" *flash* *thump* "Mwahaha."

There are a lot of bad people out there. That is why we must torture you: to keep you safe.

Many and varied are the ways of extracting a confession or ending a criminal's life, and the one usually follows the other.

A malaign substance that can bring a lingering, horrible end.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

Curiosity killed the cat...

A fine chessboard indeed, but do not dwell overlong on your moves...

Engine Prototype #4 was built as a siege weapon to break the standstill while trying to breach the Elven city of Cullebra. It's new offensive system dubbed the Arcane Mortar , is viewed as one of the most destructive forces in all Terescence.

It is a box of fairly standard children's toys. There are dolls, blocks, carved knights and animals. Everyone will think, 'Oh I had one of those when I was young.'

'He looks so regal in his riding gear, carrying his riding crop.' 'He looks good without it. He always carries his crop too. He just loves riding.'

'And now Ladies, Lords, and Gentlemen,' I bring your attention to Lot 15. This is nice collection of goods that I am sure you will find interesting. If you see anything that peaks your interest, buy it and the entire lot for cheap. Now I start the bidding at .....'

'And now Ladies, Lords, and Gentlemen,' I bring your attention to Lot 14. This is hodgepodge of personal effects that I am sure you will find interesting. If you see anything that peaks your interest, buy it and the entire lot for cheap. Now I start the bidding at .....'

'Hey! That's Mine!' 'Well, you can not prove that. However, we are selling it today.'

Inspired by Ria Hawk’s Mirror of Doom, this thread is for items that could be found in a Garage Sale from Hell.

Many men have fought demons, but few have ever become one.

The Heart that beats slowly in the dark.