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Cheka Man
June 6, 2012
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Tornado Hat    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Combat)

The tornado hat may look laughable to wear, but it's anything but funny when you're facing the tornado caused by such a hat. If using it, beware, do not spin for too long...

June 2, 2012
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Votes: 6 / 4.583333
Queen Stavarang    NPCs  (Major)   (Combative)

The Sogans were a mystically aware technological society. Queen Stavarang is the last surviving Sogan in the galaxy

May 18, 2012
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Votes: 6 / 3.583333
T/S Bomb    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

One of the strangest weapons deployed by Z'pl'rt the Mad

May 16, 2012
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30 Neko Augmens    NPCs  (Extras)   (Artistic/Performance)

Kids today, you can't tell them what to do, right from wrong. When I was a kid we got tattoos and piercings, nowadays they turn themselves into freaking mutants. On purpose!

Any citizen over the age of 30

March 9, 2012
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Comments: 21
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.650000
Casa de Vulva    Locations  (Establishment)   (Mountains)

They should have spoken up sooner and saved poor Harold from certain embarrassment.

February 21, 2012
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Votes: 4 / 3.875000
Nose Neighbor    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

Not only an interesting species of fungi, but a fashion statement as well!

January 15, 2012
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Comments: 2
Ideas: 0
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The Tale of Koboldi    Plots  (Event)   (Single-Storyline)

Downsit, you, you and you! Story tell of Koboldi rise to Island King!

December 6, 2011
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Chirotar    NPCs  (Major)   (Travelers)

A member of the Cynopterid race

October 21, 2011
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project MARLA    NPCs  (Minor)   (Mercantile)

Marla (Fight Club) - as the salesperson whose species reproduces by cloning or similar technology.

PC generated by random generator

Cheka Man
October 2, 2011
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Votes: 2 / 3.500000
30 Talking Magical Weapons    Items  (Melee Weapons)   (Magical)

Occasionly magical weapons will be given the power to speak, and with that in mind I present thirty magical weapons with the powers of speech and their own distinct personalities. Feel free to add your own.

Cheka Man
August 26, 2011
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Ideas: 1
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Demon Spectacles    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

Mr James Grimes was a wizard and inventor of some note whose main job was casting small spells to repair things or create minor magical items. On his days off he would sometimes visit the local courts to watch people on trial and thought;what if there was a simple way to tell who was good and who was evil? Would that not save time and money? And so he came up with the idea of the Demon Spectacles to tell the good from the bad.

August 7, 2011
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Votes: 3 / 3.166667
Strolenati Origins Pamphlet: Manfred    Articles  (Fiction)   (Gaming - In General)

There is a being we know as Manfred. His generators of randomness have aided the Citadel in times of need, but what of his career as a time-traveller? This is the first in a series uncovering the secret origins of famed Strolenati members. I fear I must type quickly, there are those who wouls not want you to read this. Will you crawl deeper into the rabbit hole?

April 29, 2011
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Ideas: 15
Votes: 7 / 3.857143
Everything I learned about life from role-playing games    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Similar to threads I've seen on other rpg sites, this is a collection of things I or others in my group have learned while role-playing. Feel free to add to the scroll with your memorable experiences at the table.

April 22, 2011
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Corran's Self-Closing Chamber Pot    Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Cursed)

Even the most despicable and evil Tyrant will be convinced they pale in comparison to this monstrosity.

March 5, 2011
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Bag of Doors    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hold on, this punchline will make more sense behind an actual door.


{This item is silly}

Cheka Man
February 27, 2011
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30 Items From Fallen Empires    Items  (Equipment Listing)   (Magical)

Thirty items from the distant past, some are still used today in different forms, others were one of a kind and have long since been lost or sequestered within dusty old tombs, awaiting looters to bring them back to the world once more.

February 25, 2011
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Comments: 3
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Votes: 2 / 4.000000
Zombies in the House!    Articles  (At Table)   (Gaming - Genre)

 A short, simple, rough RPG that I wrote for fun. I've only played it a couple of times, so any feedback on how it works would be much appreciated.

February 24, 2011
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.400000
Croc-a-Pult    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Inspired by #35 from 30 Benefits to owning a pet crocodile.

Because somebody had to.

January 19, 2011
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93 Benefits to owning a pet Crocodile    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Inspired by # 16 on Cheka's 30 Lizard-man Gifts in-work and Coley's Chart of O' Bashing Death. A gift from the lizard-men. A pet crocodile, as loyal as a dog.

January 13, 2011
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Votes: 11 / 3.409091
Things Are Not Always As They Seem    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

This humorous short fiction piece was inspired by a late night chat with a couple gamer friends about how alien cultures would possibly interpret some of the more "colorful" aspects of our society.  

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A magical weapon which the third time it is used will turn on it\'s owner, killing or badly wounding him or her.

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