7 Magic Beans

1-Jelly Beans

If eaten, the skin of the person who eats one of them will be immune to blows from fists and blunt weapons for an hour per bean eaten, until the effects wear off, but if hit by a sharp weapon like a sword, the blow rips open the body. In stats terms, a cutting weapon does triple damage.

2-Reverse Beanstalk 

If planted a great beanstalk opens and powers  down a long way into the earth. What exactly is down there is up to the GM, but it could be a way down to a Rift containing treasures and Dark Elves, Driders, and other such peoples, who are unlikely to welcome adventurers into their realm. Climbing down it will be difficult and dangerous.

3-Look at Me

If eaten by an intelligent being, it makes him or her look amazingly strong and handsome for a day if he or she sees their reflection, but to everyone else they look exactly the same, and it can cause uncomfortable situations because the effect is to make the person feel stronger and much better then they really are.

4-Money Money Money

If planted a tree sprouts from the earth with banknotes for leaves and gold nuggets for fruit, but a few hours after being plucked from the tree, the “money” withers away meaning that law enforcement and/or angry armed shopkeepers are going to be looking for the customers who exchanged said funny money for their very real goods.

5-Love Me

If eaten by a mage skilled in love magic, he or she will be able to make one target fall in love with him or her for one day per bean eaten. If eaten by anyone else, every intelligent being that they meet regardless of gender, age or race falls in love with the eater of said bean for one day per bean eaten, becoming violent and stalkerish when turned down until the effects wear off.

6-Flaming Farts

If eaten then the PC who has a means of making fire can turn their back to the foe and let loose a jet of  bright blue flame from their backside that does a D20 worth of damage to a foe on a successful hit-and a D20 worth of damage to the farter as unlike dragon throats, human anuses are not designed to deliver mighty jets of fire.

7-Slimer


If planted in wet soil or thrown into water a gelatinous cube the size of a St Bernard dog will emerge, and if quickly fed, the cube will become as loyal as a well treated dog. It can be trained as well, and will fight for the owner as long as it is well treated. Stroking it without an armoured gauntlet is not recommended.

(Note- the other 30 tag was wrongly put in when I thought this would be a 30 and my iPad won’t let me remove it.)