NPCs

rickster
Oleastra By: rickster

A young sorcerous vampire with a penchant for making zombies.

by rickster
75xp
5 replies
2295 views
Gossamer
Spouse Generator By: Gossamer

''I am.' Is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do.' is the longest sentence?' - George Carlin

by Gossamer
115xp
13 replies
3615 views
PoisonAlchemist
Snapdragon By: PoisonAlchemist

'Impatient as well as stupid, some virtuous whip you are.' Snap tilts her head to the side with a smile as her drumming fingers increase in tempo. 'I assure you that my patience is vast.' The man stops in his tracks stare Snap down, her expression remains unchanged. 'Vast, not infinite. I am but a human so I am sure something could cause me to break my vows.' Hastily he resumes filling the order. As Snap walks out the door with the goods the shopkeep grabs your arm. 'That is a monster chained by monks robes, I have stared down raging barbarians and never seen such hate in their eyes.'

by PoisonAlchemist
130xp
9 replies
2383 views
1 HoH
Kid Cannibal
Griven Smartstaff, Scholar of Small Proportions By: Kid Cannibal

The gnome hefts the giant tome situated on his back and then pushes his round spectacles up his protruding nose. He rubs the tip of his nose, knowing that he should really stop studying with his face so close to the books. The skin would sometimes rub off the tip during long hours of recording and study. Specks were moving on down the road, and he produces a spyglass from a loop on his hip. Through the lens, he spots a group of adventurers. He grins from ear-to-ear and gives a hoot, almost losing his balance due to the weight of the book on his back.

'These fellows look like they have purpose! It's time to find out what they're up to!'

by Kid Cannibal
125xp
7 replies
1881 views
Ted
Bacon the Dog By: Ted

CRTF's first resident goofball animal mascot.

by Ted
195xp
8 replies
2183 views
1 HoH
Scrasamax
Andrew 12 By: Scrasamax

Formerly Andrew 'Dandy' C. C. Yates, the Scranton Psychopath, now Andrew 12-C66

by Scrasamax
105xp
7 replies
2028 views
MoonHunter
The Hammer – The Builder for Unique Clients By: MoonHunter

Some people call him Dr. Hammer. Some call him Mr. Hammer. Those with a flair for the melodramatic call him “The Hammer”. Others simply call him Hammer, much the way people call Madonna or Sting a single name. He is the one you contact should you have a "unique building" need.

by MoonHunter
265xp
16 replies
2563 views
Cheka Man
30 Tavern Wenches By: Cheka Man

Thirty wenches to pour the beer and feed hungry customers. And do other things as well...

by Cheka Man
205xp
21 replies
5664 views
Scrasamax
Lord Guildmarshal Sir Martin Stanleigh Goodman By: Scrasamax

'You can't just run around killing goblins and looting temples, this isn't the old days my boy. To make it today you've got to be part of the guild, and you need a team, and a look, and most importantly you need a manager. Like me.'

Goodman

by Scrasamax
85xp
4 replies
1840 views
MysticMoon
Wipp By: MysticMoon

A curious man with no past or desire beyond that of his art.

by MysticMoon
145xp
10 replies
3987 views
Scrasamax
Ming-Na Xiang By: Scrasamax

"Compared to the scum I deal with as a cop, fighting you was a piece of cake!"

by Scrasamax
140xp
5 replies
2848 views
1 HoH
angryscotsman93
Oscar the Uplifted Octopus By: angryscotsman93

*All that I am saying is, it does not count as murder if it is an Uplited porpoise.*

Oscar, in a drunken bar argument.

by angryscotsman93
105xp
11 replies
2607 views
axlerowes
The Tyrant of the Mind By: axlerowes

100-Word Villian

by axlerowes
115xp
5 replies
2680 views
Scrasamax
Just Jane By: Scrasamax

I was just another nobody, not part of the clique, not one of the Heathers, just a nameless, faceless nobody. Then, I died.

And became somebody.

by Scrasamax
155xp
8 replies
2035 views
Dragonlordmax
The Miskatonian By: Dragonlordmax

"Mad you call me? Every great mind is mad, and I would see the whole world great...."

-the Miskatonian, to one of his more talkative captives

by Dragonlordmax
115xp
5 replies
2228 views
Scrasamax
10/30 Treefolk By: Scrasamax

30 in progress

by Scrasamax
45xp
7 replies
2304 views
Scrasamax
project MARLA By: Scrasamax

Marla (Fight Club) - as the salesperson whose species reproduces by cloning or similar technology.

PC generated by random generator

by Scrasamax
65xp
3 replies
1696 views
PoisonAlchemist
Amanita By: PoisonAlchemist

Pirate captain of the legendary Red Dawn, Amanita lives to strike fear into the hearts of others. Her S&M cult and smuggling operations often hide behind the guise of bakeries, but there is a reason for all that a person does.

by PoisonAlchemist
70xp
4 replies
2956 views
Scrasamax
Romero Coultier By: Scrasamax

She left me, I couldn't deal with it. I sat there with the barrel of the gun in my mouth for a long time before I pulled the trigger.

(Graphic Warning: Not for delicate eyes)

by Scrasamax
550xp
17 replies
5086 views
6 HoHs
Ted
Parietal By: Ted

Found in the ruins of a battle long commenced, Parietal is sure to leave players flabbergasted.

by Ted
175xp
10 replies
2612 views