Not all magic items are for humans. Rewrite of my original and premiere submission, Horse Brass

The Sea that touches all shores.

Thus do the spirits of the six elements take form beyond the norm of elementals of genre fantasy.

The Ring of Gowns was the personal possession of High Queen Jhorvindrah Phoenixheart, Venerated Alicorn Rider

30 tanks and not quite tanks and it looks like a tank but legally it isnt.

Small bits of precious metal, and flawless jewels woven into the mane of a noble steed

It is a common conceit that banks, loans, investment and other features of the banking and financial system are entirely modern. This is far from the truth, as long as there has been money, there have been people who profitted from holding it and manipulating it.

The PCs come across the stump of a once massive tree. The surface of the stump shows an intricate village rising from it, complete with miniature farms, an inn, a local lord's great house, even a proper wizard's tower.

The Circle of Pharisrak has existed for centuries, it's assassins are considered to be untouchable. Not one has every been seen, let alone sent to justice.

Pnathic sorcery has existed for ages, crudely used by magi who no idea the true forces they were fumbling with.

Look at that, pale as death and she's got her neck covered, betcha fifty she's a fang-banger

Bar patron

An article concerning the nature and role of druids in an RPG enviroment.

Egads! Don't you humans understand how freaking repulsive you look? I'm getting sick to my stomachs right now... urp...

Nempori Diplomat Ocan

Tales grow in the telling and heroes grow in stature, even the tiniest can stand tall among their own.

A Thrall is a terrible and wretched creature, made of equal parts corruption, power, and cowardice

A potentially devastating foe with arms, and fists of living stone...

Mercenaries and bounty hunters? We don't need the help of scum like that.

Vice-Admiral Koszcu

Riffing

That there is a big gun, partner...
Sure is. Feeling lucky?
Uh...no

only peasants and commoners call them wizard's robes, those of the art know their true name.