brought to you from the ledgers of Lord Firethorn

A media maven, a merchandising mogul, a polyamorite, and the most married woman in the Solar System

Being a Decepticon is a deep and personal decision, one not taken lightly.

This might not be suitable for the squeamish or easily offended.

Created ages ago, the Tower of Malice is a repository of evil, cursed artifacts, and the souls of the wicked

30 NPCs of an antagonist persuasion and disreputable lifestyle.

How empty are their bellies that already so much man and horse flesh cannot fill them?

Excerpt from the Lex Predatoris

Via Humanitae - For Humans to live and thrive, non humans must be removed.

With but a name, these places fill common folk with apprehension and dread

I'm beging to wonder if there can be victory? Please don't let this go on...

Memoirs of the Nameless soldier

Gauranteed to protect you from nightmares, hexes, and the diseases of the loins

Beware the Ice Giants of the north, they are a foul tempered bunch.

From this day forth, let this Kingdom be free from the tyranny of the gods and their chosen!

King Mapother IV quoting Provost Layton Frost

Get to it, you mealy boned maggots! That stone isn't going to cut itself!

Bloody-Beard Borsht

The Patron Saint of Beverages, Hang-Overs, Regrets

Canst thou draw out leviathan with an hook?
Canst thou fill his skin with barbed irons?
or his head with fish spears?

Inspired by The Wheel of Time

All too often, a new magical creature, or plant is not seen with wonder or awe, but rather a keen eye for exploitation. In the often violent and brutal realm of role-playing, the wonders of nature are often overlooked, and never realized. I though I would start this thread to see if anyone else had any ideas along these lines. With that being said, may I present...

A potent drink gauranteed to turn good folk into depraved and desolate madmen.

Lady Carse of Tekne

We need a bigger gun...