An offer, a long voyage, a bitter ordeal, and a knife in the back.

Gauranteed to protect you from nightmares, hexes, and the diseases of the loins

have made thee as no other. All the treasures of the earth shall lie between thy eyes. Thou shalt cast thy enemies between thy hooves, but thou shalt carry my friends upon they back. Thy saddle shall be the seat of prayers to me. And thou fly without any wings, and conquer without any sword.
The Koran

What happens when a Dungeon Champion runs afoul of its patron dungeon, and the dungeon loses the confrontation?

Ludicrous gats and more!

It's cold up this high, the air is thin and hard to breath. We should find the entrance in the next day or so. I can't eait to find it, I can't wait to be out of this wind...

Yet another list of 30, this time fiendish foes, vile villians, and and dastardly do-badders.

1-Autonomous Armour

The PCs come face to face with the Big Bad in a fine stately home when he or she casts a spell and the suits of armour lining the walls draw their swords and slowly clank to the attack.

Fluffy headed plant things with an equally fluffy headed personality

The Patron Saint of Beverages, Hang-Overs, Regrets

For barrel that explode when you shoot them, there's only one name you can count on, that's ACME.

A sword with a bitter history and a dark stigma

18.) The Returning Veterans: These warriors are on their way back from a grim, hard fought war. Fatigue and weariness, despair and anguish are written on their features. Their honor drives them to complete one last mission, but they sense that they may never survive it.

Wulfhere, 30 Stalwart Bands

You need a job, you need to find someone or something, or you need to lay low or need to sell something, you need a good fixer.

Untold years, laying in the deep
Sheltered in the sepulchre earth
Borne by the dead who never speak
Funeral Gold and Grave Silver
Beware the gift
Beware the giver

The land of Airithrin is a horrible place, a land of reeking fumes and geysers of flame, lakes of lava and the strange life forms that emerge when elementals breed with mundane creatures

You know what you're getting into

30 slingers of spells, vendors of enchantment, and bizarrement.

A cursed and terrible relic

quick of wit, strong of sword arm, and irresistable to the ladies, Redgar the valiant is the epitome of the heroic warrior.