30 generic problems to dole out for homebrew, custom made, and scratch built machines

How empty are their bellies that already so much man and horse flesh cannot fill them?

Excerpt from the Lex Predatoris

A palimpsest is a manuscript, usually of papyrus or parchment, on which more than one text has been written with the earlier writing incompletely erased and still visible.

By Decree of her Royal Majesty, the possession, ownership, or consumption of any alcoholic substance has been henceforth been declared unlawful, and said violators of the Queen's will shall be subject to punishment.

A glowing green stone flowing with the elemental power of evil

'For days, we've heard nothing but cricketsong, from the coming of dust to an hour past dawn. Nothing he happened, but I'm sure something will.'

last journal entry, Traggion the Explorer

Synchronize... The Humans make for interesting study. synchronize...

That there is a big gun, partner...
Sure is. Feeling lucky?
Uh...no

Not a racially segregated hospital, but rather the Private Medical Complex

The story of the Aurumic Staff is a story of deceit, murder, assassination, coercion, genocide, and war.

The Order of the who? Of the What?

An energy dense supermaterial

Egads! Don't you humans understand how freaking repulsive you look? I'm getting sick to my stomachs right now... urp...

Nempori Diplomat Ocan

The Knights serve a variety of roles within the land-locked Kingdom of Tresserhorn, few of them known.

Bright is Netflix's new fantasy buddy cop drama staring Will Smith

have made thee as no other. All the treasures of the earth shall lie between thy eyes. Thou shalt cast thy enemies between thy hooves, but thou shalt carry my friends upon they back. Thy saddle shall be the seat of prayers to me. And thou fly without any wings, and conquer without any sword.
The Koran

An unusual spell

You know what you're getting into