The Stalker Mausoleum is the hulk of a Stalker assault mech, converted into a mausoleum by a wasterlander warlord known as the Devastator 

I will sail my vessel, until I happen upon...

...And then the evil necromancer killed everyone and made them into zombies to do really evil things. I mean really evil, kicking puppies, eating kittens and making lewd sexual gestures at unsuspecting shoppers at Wal-Mart. Yeah and he had a severed head for a hat and was eating a sandwich made out of real lady-fingers...

Egads! Don't you humans understand how freaking repulsive you look? I'm getting sick to my stomachs right now... urp...

Nempori Diplomat Ocan

The great cone of steam, fire and ice.

oft eliciting nervous laughter, the Bikini Situation involves not bathing suit bottoms, but rather a problem that arose from the bottom of the Bikini atoll in the Pacific. It is a serious issue for the Pacific Rim Coalition.

Love is a powerful emotion, perhaps the strongest. Love conquers all, don't they say; it's blind too. Love potions, love spells, and the magic of amore could be more common than all the magic swords, rings, and wands of magic missle put together...

There are sewers beneath the cobbled stone streets, carrying the filth of society away, rather than letting it pile up into steaming heaps of refuse. Something has moved into the sewers and is now coming to the surface to feed.

Incarceration in the Cosmic Era, adjustable for futuristic and dystopian settings

The art of putting spells within spells.

Not all magic items are for humans. Rewrite of my original and premiere submission, Horse Brass

A parcel of pretty princesses

Borrowing elements of Limberlost, the new location is a dungeon for low level players

30 tanks and not quite tanks and it looks like a tank but legally it isnt.

Frungy-headed Fool

Regional insult for someone considered stubborn, or gullible.

Curiosity killed the cat...

30 generic problems to dole out for homebrew, custom made, and scratch built machines

Where many a woman's heart is filled with longing for love, or the comfort of the hearth and home, this arrogantly beautiful woman is consumed with but one thing. Ambition. Born without a heart, but with the grace and genteel manners of the aristocracy, she is the iron fist in a lace glove.

Seven things I've learned about NPCs

A Friend of Evil is a normal person who has secretly pledged themselves to some very specific evil. These are the darkfriends, the forsaken, the minions of elder gods, and so forth.