You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.