“Oh look, a glass wall between us and the treasure.”

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

The follow string of Mirror-folk evolutions, Mihradhz, Mihrral, and Mihradamagus, are collectively known as The Mirr. They are all curious and slightly annoying, each in their own way. They advance through their lives by pestering the rare mortals who visit their plane.

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?