"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

The follow string of Mirror-folk evolutions, Mihradhz, Mihrral, and Mihradamagus, are collectively known as The Mirr. They are all curious and slightly annoying, each in their own way. They advance through their lives by pestering the rare mortals who visit their plane.

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?