"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

The follow string of Mirror-folk evolutions, Mihradhz, Mihrral, and Mihradamagus, are collectively known as The Mirr. They are all curious and slightly annoying, each in their own way. They advance through their lives by pestering the rare mortals who visit their plane.

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!