“Oh look, a glass wall between us and the treasure.”

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."