He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

“Oh look, a glass wall between us and the treasure.”

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.