Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

'Hell hath no fury like MY RIGHT FOOT!' Shardath yelled as he stomped upon the holy ground.

“Oh look, a glass wall between us and the treasure.”

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."