Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.