These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.