“Oh look, a glass wall between us and the treasure.”

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

'Hell hath no fury like MY RIGHT FOOT!' Shardath yelled as he stomped upon the holy ground.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."