Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!