Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

'Hell hath no fury like MY RIGHT FOOT!' Shardath yelled as he stomped upon the holy ground.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!