Pieh's Hall of Honour Submissions - ( 42 )

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Banner of Shadows By: Pieh

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

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170xp
7 replies
4540 views
1 HoH
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Amplifier Stud By: Pieh

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

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145xp
7 replies
4986 views
1 HoH
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The Helm of Shump Thokk By: Pieh

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

by Pieh
190xp
9 replies
7660 views
1 HoH
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Sonorous Aquaticus: The Beasts of Thunder Reef By: Pieh

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

by Pieh
175xp
15 replies
4211 views
1 HoH
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The Complete Guide to Necro-Nautical Magics By: Pieh

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

by Pieh
305xp
26 replies
10927 views
3 HoHs
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Oven of Unbreaking Edibles By: Pieh

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

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190xp
11 replies
7120 views
1 HoH
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The Assassin's Scroll By: Pieh

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

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195xp
13 replies
9064 views
1 HoH
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Armor of the Last Stand By: Pieh

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

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265xp
11 replies
8573 views
3 HoHs
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Crustacalypse By: Pieh

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

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200xp
7 replies
4419 views
1 HoH
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The Smellbinders By: Pieh

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

by Pieh
205xp
12 replies
9161 views
2 HoHs
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Unexpected Weapons By: Pieh

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

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255xp
34 replies
10978 views
1 HoH
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Quickfoot Quagmire By: Pieh

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

by Pieh
260xp
10 replies
8517 views
1 HoH
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The Rumrunner's Rum Runners By: Pieh

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

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275xp
16 replies
8259 views
1 HoH
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The Luminary By: Pieh

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

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150xp
8 replies
4529 views
1 HoH
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30 Orcish Gifts (For Services Rendered) By: Pieh

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

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260xp
20 replies
6070 views
2 HoHs
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Hexahedron Virtuoso By: Pieh

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

by Pieh
160xp
6 replies
4790 views
1 HoH
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BARFIGHT! By: Pieh

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

by Pieh
289xp
41 replies
11157 views
2 HoHs
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30 Fountains of Youth By: Pieh

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

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315xp
20 replies
8208 views
4 HoHs
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Deathwalk Boots By: Pieh

'Hell hath no fury like MY RIGHT FOOT!' Shardath yelled as he stomped upon the holy ground.

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185xp
14 replies
6373 views
1 HoH
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Ring of the Pure By: Pieh

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

by Pieh
255xp
15 replies
7077 views
1 HoH