Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?