As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!