Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.