He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

'Hell hath no fury like MY RIGHT FOOT!' Shardath yelled as he stomped upon the holy ground.

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?