Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!