She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.