Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!