"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.