"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

30 Orcish Ornamentations of Outlandish Awesomeness and Some Ordinarily Uninteresting Objects Overcome with Ogreish Opulence!

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.