A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

'Hell hath no fury like MY RIGHT FOOT!' Shardath yelled as he stomped upon the holy ground.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.