Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

You see a glowing figure, four feel tall, it looks like it has been waiting for you. Suddenly, it flies right through you, and it looks like its coming around for another pass...

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

A wet brown sack... FULL OF MAGGOTS!

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

“Oh look, a glass wall between us and the treasure.”

'Hell hath no fury like MY RIGHT FOOT!' Shardath yelled as he stomped upon the holy ground.

"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

A simple and fun fantasy octopus ready to be used as an ally, pet, or interesting meal