"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

It was Young Jim's first battle. He was known for being a tireless worker in the field and a very patriotic young man. But he didn't understand this strange armor they put him in... And he didn't know it would be the Last Armor he ever wore.

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn't fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn't know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

He had done it a hundred times, taken eyes. It was so easy by now, he rarely used a spoon or knife, but, with his own fingers, would pilfer those beautiful orbs from the skulls of the deceased...

“Oh look, a glass wall between us and the treasure.”

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

Who would want to make food you can’t eat? What purpose does this insane oven exist for?

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

Hazenbrazen & Gribaldy: Two Necromancers taking over the world one corpse at a time.

The Cursed form of poor Shump Thokk. He will offer helpful advice to anyone who dons the helmet.

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.