Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

Welcome, Lads, to Thunder Reef. A marvel of magical energies existing in harmony with the local fauna. Here, in Thunder Reef, you can find a large variety of oceanic creatures just overflowing with sonic energy. From the lowly Cacophony Crab, to the mighty Thunder-Squid, we will be taking a look at all of them today.

The Necronautilus is a huge undead whale used to transport undead and their masters secretly.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

And… The Young Thug pulled out a… Dead Rat? Didn’t see that coming.

Relics of an ancient necromantic faith: A few strange charms and a small black book. What power do these odd devices hide?

The Assassin looked at the scroll, smiled and put it away. His work was done...

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

Don't run blindly for the silver vein or you will never see that what you seek is pain.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!