She wore an odd blue gem stud in her navel, it was a very attractive piece of jewlery. But, I just couldn't seem to get her drunk.

Ever wonder what secret a Wizard's beard holds? How did it get so long? Has this man really not shaved for that long?

Here we go! Everything you need for the next barfight that railroads the players into a party. Yes!

A candle inside of a skull is a typical creepy feature in cultist's lairs or haunted places, but what if they served a more practical purpose?

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

A mighty Demon, now trapped and confused, may make for a powerful ally.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are... More Placeholder Gods!

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

The follow string of Mirror-folk evolutions, Mihradhz, Mihrral, and Mihradamagus, are collectively known as The Mirr. They are all curious and slightly annoying, each in their own way. They advance through their lives by pestering the rare mortals who visit their plane.

A ShortBow created by a community of Gnomes who liked to simplify things. It has three strings. Each string has a very different effect.

Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.

Drink deep from the Moon-Cup, let its powers quench your thirst, or even save your marriage.

Soft, squeezable, and potentially deadly. Mallow is to be cuddled and feared!

"All I could do was stare as my strange opponent hefted his key-like lance. He told me my armor would only hinder me in this fight. I didn’t believe him at the time, but he was right."

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

The Master walked over to the strange symmetrical mechanism. He flipped it over... The sands of the hourglass began to flow and it whirred to life. "One hour," said The Master, "Practice."