Agar's Random Submissions - ( 85 )

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Backaroo By: Agar

A unusual choice of wizard in place of a familiar is to chose to bond with an object instead. A more unusual choice is an animated object. When that animated object is a backpack that thinks it's a kangaroo, well, that's just weird.

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110xp
5 replies
1442 views
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Nuverl - Dwarven god of the sea By: Agar

A dwarf's fear of the ocean is not baseless. In the unknowable depths lurks an evil that will punish any dwarf arrogant enough to be on anything less than solid land, and unfortunate enough to die.

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185xp
6 replies
1667 views
3 HoHs
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The Lasting Company By: Agar

During the Death Wars one unit was created filled with fanatics bearing unique tattoos that gave them an invaluable ability impressive in any military action: the ability to cheat death.

by Agar
100xp
3 replies
1855 views
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Stone Beds By: Agar

The best way for a traveling dwarf to sleep is on a bed of stone - Bodrick Rocknumber, stone bed salesman

by Agar
115xp
5 replies
2438 views
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Plague Dragons of Tameltyne By: Agar

Prophesies exist for a reason, legends of dragons destroying the lands and violent struggles for survival often have a grain of truth to them. The Plague Dragons grain of truth is large, angry, and due to return sooner than anyone is ready.

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95xp
5 replies
2105 views
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Bucket of Waterbreathing By: Agar

'Got this here from a wizard on a bargin. Just the thing to survive the salvaging of treasure from the deep when you don't have a lot of start up cash. Not everyone can tame sea turtles mate, you know what I'm saying? This here is an item with it's own character, a real unique item, so beware of imitators! The surest way to spot a fake is have a friend try it, if he dies, all you have is a ordinary bucket and a funeral to pay for, this here is the one real deal you've been looking for and it's still available for a steal!'

- Street hawker outside the Affordable Arch-Mage

by Agar
170xp
8 replies
2568 views
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Nose Neighbor By: Agar

Not only an interesting species of fungi, but a fashion statement as well!

by Agar
125xp
6 replies
1893 views
1 HoH
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Hanetta's Millstone By: Agar

A small millstone, as far as millstones go, made by a wizard for his clerical friend to ensure he was always able to make fresh bread, wherever his travels took him.

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150xp
8 replies
2285 views
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Rhojin's Tower By: Agar

Wizards have unique needs while traveling in adventuring parties that are often difficult to overcome. Many interesting and unusual solutions have been created to deal with the specific needs of an adventuring wizard.

Many wizards find having a study or wizards tower of some sort quite useful for the collection and storage of spells and other knowledge. Rhojin decide to share his tower with his sparrow familiar, Gebs, in an unconventional way.

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125xp
12 replies
2424 views
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Everlasting Chalk By: Agar

Need to know which way you took in the maze? Mark your path with chalk.

Leaving a message on the wall for your sleeping lover? Write it in chalk.

Got a virginal sacrifice, a lunar eclipse, but nothing to to inscribe your floor with? No, not chalk; YOU need to get some help. Expensive, professional help.

by Agar
180xp
9 replies
2799 views
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The Vortex Well By: Agar

A new take on hell that leaves you gasping on the edge of panic.

by Agar
125xp
9 replies
3095 views
1 HoH
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The Perils of Envy By: Agar

An old and respected fortune teller is dying of disease and seeks out the help of andventurers to secure the heir to the fortune teller's power.

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150xp
12 replies
2918 views
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Bag of Doors By: Agar

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hold on, this punchline will make more sense behind an actual door.

{This item is silly}

by Agar
150xp
7 replies
2260 views
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Two Flask Halos By: Agar

Discovered by accident by a snacking alchemist, Two Flask Halo has become known as an effective and reliable source of combustion sought after by many adventurers.

by Agar
125xp
6 replies
2516 views
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Extra dimensional bag By: Agar

'Life, what is it but a dream?' - Lewis Carroll

Some bags have more 'extra' than others.

by Agar
155xp
6 replies
2868 views
2 HoHs
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Quantum Sheen By: Agar

"What does this marveous ointment do you ask? It's easily worth the 50 gold an ounce I'm selling it to you for my friend, I can promise you that. ... You still want to know what it does? Well, it ... it sorta ... and then it ... Here! Just try a sample here and see!"

by Agar
110xp
6 replies
3252 views
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Arrow of Missile Attraction By: Agar

What the F#$%??? - Revolutionary Commander Flint Westbark upon seeing the device for the first time.

by Agar
310xp
13 replies
4714 views
2 HoHs
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Overclocked Perception By: Agar

"With the OP(im) implant you can be the master of your own space and time!" - Advertisement

by Agar
170xp
6 replies
3396 views
1 HoH
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5D Shunt By: Agar

Unlike ZPE (Zero Point Energy) power systems which rely on electromagnetic drag to produce propulsion and power needs, a Fifth Dimension Tap, also known as 5D shunt, produces effects by directly manipulating the four lower dimensions.

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75xp
7 replies
3464 views
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Squintz By: Agar

Squinzerephtoritzpik, aka Squints, is a simple small time scumbag informant who happens to be from a tribe of goblins with a unique body modification tradition...

by Agar
95xp
4 replies
3217 views