In case you get a sinking feeling, you can use this.

Princess Matriax was the daughter of Lord Greybaer, known from the war as "The Butcher of ..." a handful of towns and a couple provinces. If that wasn't enough, the princess had her own guard, troupe of guards, that was hers to see trained and use as she see fit.

She didn't need a defender, not in the sense of some bodyguard. She was quick to take offense, because it amused her to have an excuse to strike people herself, to "quell the insurgents" herself.

She uses her purse to bash people. Her purse is her defender.

There lies a valley, far to the west, on the shores of The Great Northern Sea, that has a mist that is both blessing and curse. All those that breath the mist heal with remarkable speed, so fast that only the mightiest blow or the truest strike can fell the smallest beast. The warriors who settled this land became soilders of great renown, for not only were they impenetrable defenders, they were warriors whose aim and might were unsurpassed.

Axes were made to cut down trees. The Living Trees of Blackwood forest decided the best thing for thier axe to cut down was men.

A small door, often wood but sometimes metal or stone, that is a doorway to an extra-dimensional room.

A dwarf's fear of the ocean is not baseless. In the unknowable depths lurks an evil that will punish any dwarf arrogant enough to be on anything less than solid land, and unfortunate enough to die.

That's no moon ...

'Life, what is it but a dream?' - Lewis Carroll

Some bags have more 'extra' than others.

A metal found deep in the bowels of the earth. It stays warm even after years away from the forge.

A weird way to carry and conceal your stuff.

A short metal rod connected to a longer wooden handle by ... nothing. The rod floats in the air close to the handle.

A new take on hell that leaves you gasping on the edge of panic.

What the F#$%??? - Revolutionary Commander Flint Westbark upon seeing the device for the first time.

A sturdy metal heater shield with properties useful to the battle commander or the individual soldier.

Made by an anarchist trying to seed dissent, the potions actually work better than normal potions of understanding languages ... sort of.

This item is silly.

Thin, tough, gummy almost to a point of rubber, and pitch black in color, it was only by sheer accident that anyone outside the drow race ever learned it was food.

We've seen magicians pull rabbits out of a hat, but have you ever seen a druid pull a boar out of his shirt?

A sword made by ancestors, of ancestors, for desendants. The spirits of the warriors gone before help serve this blade's master in battle.

The rampaging goblin army that fell the Great Castle Craghold used this evil catapult to do it. That, and a number of their troops as sacrifice...

Not only an interesting species of fungi, but a fashion statement as well!