Agar's Items - ( 48 )

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Backaroo By: Agar

A unusual choice of wizard in place of a familiar is to chose to bond with an object instead. A more unusual choice is an animated object. When that animated object is a backpack that thinks it's a kangaroo, well, that's just weird.

by Agar
110xp
5 replies
1459 views
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Stone Beds By: Agar

The best way for a traveling dwarf to sleep is on a bed of stone - Bodrick Rocknumber, stone bed salesman

by Agar
115xp
5 replies
2463 views
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Bucket of Waterbreathing By: Agar

'Got this here from a wizard on a bargin. Just the thing to survive the salvaging of treasure from the deep when you don't have a lot of start up cash. Not everyone can tame sea turtles mate, you know what I'm saying? This here is an item with it's own character, a real unique item, so beware of imitators! The surest way to spot a fake is have a friend try it, if he dies, all you have is a ordinary bucket and a funeral to pay for, this here is the one real deal you've been looking for and it's still available for a steal!'

- Street hawker outside the Affordable Arch-Mage

by Agar
170xp
8 replies
2591 views
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Hanetta's Millstone By: Agar

A small millstone, as far as millstones go, made by a wizard for his clerical friend to ensure he was always able to make fresh bread, wherever his travels took him.

by Agar
150xp
8 replies
2300 views
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Rhojin's Tower By: Agar

Wizards have unique needs while traveling in adventuring parties that are often difficult to overcome. Many interesting and unusual solutions have been created to deal with the specific needs of an adventuring wizard.

Many wizards find having a study or wizards tower of some sort quite useful for the collection and storage of spells and other knowledge. Rhojin decide to share his tower with his sparrow familiar, Gebs, in an unconventional way.

by Agar
125xp
12 replies
2440 views
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Everlasting Chalk By: Agar

Need to know which way you took in the maze? Mark your path with chalk.

Leaving a message on the wall for your sleeping lover? Write it in chalk.

Got a virginal sacrifice, a lunar eclipse, but nothing to to inscribe your floor with? No, not chalk; YOU need to get some help. Expensive, professional help.

by Agar
180xp
9 replies
2819 views
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Bag of Doors By: Agar

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hold on, this punchline will make more sense behind an actual door.

{This item is silly}

by Agar
150xp
7 replies
2276 views
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Two Flask Halos By: Agar

Discovered by accident by a snacking alchemist, Two Flask Halo has become known as an effective and reliable source of combustion sought after by many adventurers.

by Agar
125xp
6 replies
2528 views
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Extra dimensional bag By: Agar

'Life, what is it but a dream?' - Lewis Carroll

Some bags have more 'extra' than others.

by Agar
155xp
6 replies
2883 views
2 HoHs
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Quantum Sheen By: Agar

"What does this marveous ointment do you ask? It's easily worth the 50 gold an ounce I'm selling it to you for my friend, I can promise you that. ... You still want to know what it does? Well, it ... it sorta ... and then it ... Here! Just try a sample here and see!"

by Agar
110xp
6 replies
3270 views
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Arrow of Missile Attraction By: Agar

What the F#$%??? - Revolutionary Commander Flint Westbark upon seeing the device for the first time.

by Agar
310xp
13 replies
4732 views
2 HoHs
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Overclocked Perception By: Agar

"With the OP(im) implant you can be the master of your own space and time!" - Advertisement

by Agar
170xp
6 replies
3410 views
1 HoH
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5D Shunt By: Agar

Unlike ZPE (Zero Point Energy) power systems which rely on electromagnetic drag to produce propulsion and power needs, a Fifth Dimension Tap, also known as 5D shunt, produces effects by directly manipulating the four lower dimensions.

by Agar
75xp
7 replies
3479 views
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Butter of Disbelief By: Agar

Anti-illusion salve

'I would have sworn it was butter! I can't believe it!'

by Agar
265xp
14 replies
5251 views
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Gnomish Riveter By: Agar

A metalworking hammer with a hollow handle and a small dial near the head. A useful tool and effective makeshift weapon.

by Agar
115xp
7 replies
5656 views
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Danrick's Sword By: Agar

Why call a staff a sword? No accident, I assure you. A sword strikes people down, injuring thier life. Danrick's Sword injures the victims lives, to be sure, but a bruise from an old man's stick is only the beginning of thier woes.

by Agar
170xp
14 replies
6506 views
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Princess Matriax's Defender By: Agar

Princess Matriax was the daughter of Lord Greybaer, known from the war as "The Butcher of ..." a handful of towns and a couple provinces. If that wasn't enough, the princess had her own guard, troupe of guards, that was hers to see trained and use as she see fit.

She didn't need a defender, not in the sense of some bodyguard. She was quick to take offense, because it amused her to have an excuse to strike people herself, to "quell the insurgents" herself.

She uses her purse to bash people. Her purse is her defender.

by Agar
155xp
11 replies
5865 views
1 HoH
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Drow Spider Jerky By: Agar

Thin, tough, gummy almost to a point of rubber, and pitch black in color, it was only by sheer accident that anyone outside the drow race ever learned it was food.

by Agar
210xp
15 replies
12098 views
1 HoH
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Mermaid's Toe Ring By: Agar

In case you get a sinking feeling, you can use this.

by Agar
135xp
15 replies
9870 views
1 HoH
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Blind Mask By: Agar

Adventurers have timewasters too, but sometimes the timewasters aren't a waste...

by Agar
170xp
8 replies
6887 views