In case you get a sinking feeling, you can use this.

Princess Matriax was the daughter of Lord Greybaer, known from the war as "The Butcher of ..." a handful of towns and a couple provinces. If that wasn't enough, the princess had her own guard, troupe of guards, that was hers to see trained and use as she see fit.

She didn't need a defender, not in the sense of some bodyguard. She was quick to take offense, because it amused her to have an excuse to strike people herself, to "quell the insurgents" herself.

She uses her purse to bash people. Her purse is her defender.

Chaos and Law have reached a comprmise and stopped thier warring. This truce holds as long as the respecitve priests honors the other's ways for one day of the year. Lawful preists must incite a large decadant celebration or carelessness and the chaotic priests must chaperone the event and keep the party from turning ugly while remaining out of involvement. Thus the warring of the gods has been kept in check for decades and all is well. At least untill the materials for the party come up missing two short weeks before the truce day...

A pike that holds the spirit of a brave slain warrior.

A cleaver the size of a large shield.

The rampaging goblin army that fell the Great Castle Craghold used this evil catapult to do it. That, and a number of their troops as sacrifice...

A weird way to carry and conceal your stuff.

"With the OP(im) implant you can be the master of your own space and time!" - Advertisement

A short metal rod connected to a longer wooden handle by ... nothing. The rod floats in the air close to the handle.

A wraith turned a wandering fairy into a a fairy wraith. It turned on it's own people and destroyed the entire nest of faries. Except one. And now that one needs your help.

And you thought they were always cute all the time...

'Life, what is it but a dream?' - Lewis Carroll

Some bags have more 'extra' than others.

A staff that was supposed to give control over all the elements was horribly warped by a misspoken incantation.