Silly Freetext

January 19, 2015
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Armor Restrictions Apply....Of Course    Articles  (Fiction)   (Game Mastering)

"Let the Wookie Win"

June 18, 2014
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Votes: 3 / 3.833333
Tools of madness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Created by the god of madness, one must be at least a little insane to be able to use them. These tools cause much confusion to those that see them in action and are guaranteed to cause misunderstandings.

March 3, 2014
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
My Last Crop of Humans    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Domestic/ Craft)

The confessions of an unlucky A.I.

February 10, 2014
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Votes: 7 / 4.000000
The Town of Inexplicable Babies    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Get me the sugar!" called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

January 16, 2014
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Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Standard Issue Escape Goat    Items  (Other)   (Combat)

When your in trouble and need a quick escape, S.I.E.G. IT !!

November 7, 2013
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Votes: 3 / 3.500000
CatBee    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

"That's old lady Serisia's house... We don't go in there anymore." the children looked forlornly through the iron fence to their lost ball, deep within the overgrown gardens of the massive front yard.
From deep in the foliage, a menacing 'Yowl' sounded, followed by an eerie droning.

This sub is a little bit silly.

October 25, 2013
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Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Sparrow Oak    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Keep your helmet on, there are sparrow oaks in this forest.

October 25, 2013
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 1
Votes: 7 / 3.785714
Ratwood Tree    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The hardest part about dealing with a ratwood tree is by the time you find it, there are dozens more you haven't found yet.

August 4, 2013
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Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
No votes
30 Things that are Awesome    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Just what it says on the tin.

May 10, 2013
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Comments: 20
Ideas: 1
Votes: 13 / 3.615385
Creeders Magic Dentures    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Dentures, magic dentures.

March 8, 2013
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Votes: 2 / 3.000000
Candy-Soul Grenade    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Cursed)

A tiny marble cherry with an amber heart inlaid. One of the Lolliful Avenger's most devastatingly effective weapons.

October 9, 2012
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Headlines from the Cosmic Era    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

All the news thats fit to upstream

October 4, 2012
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 4.375000
Potion of Euphemisms    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

'Cmon and drink up.  This potion will really help us understand each other, if you know what I mean.

September 25, 2012
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.300000
Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes    Society/ Organizations  (Knowledge/Lore)   (Regional)

Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included

September 23, 2012
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Votes: 7 / 4.142857
Bacon the Dog    NPCs  (Minor)   (Domestic/ Craft)

CRTF's first resident goofball animal mascot.

September 22, 2012
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Ideas: 2
Votes: 5 / 3.600000
Riddlerock    Articles  (Area)   (Water)

Madmen, Riddles, and Worms

September 7, 2012
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Ko Girls    Society/ Organizations  (Artistic/Performance)   (Area)

Strange girl fashionista gang

July 23, 2012
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Votes: 8 / 3.750000
Setam, the Goddess of Nerves    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Specific)

100-word Placeholder God submission no 2

July 14, 2012
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30 Magnagogs    Items  (Other)   (Villanous)

While technically alive, magnagogs have little in the way of personality and are driven via telepathic command.

July 6, 2012
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Votes: 7 / 3.214286
Zxtkvf, God of the Unfathomable and Unbelievable    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Defining)

A 100-word submission about a Placeholder God

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       By: Murometz

Five main ingredients were used to create this noxious, real-world (ridiculously named), chemical compound, featuring sulfur as the main ingredient. The odor was said to be akin to rotting refuse, decomposing carcasses, and fecal matter. "Who-Me?" Was developed during WW II by the OSS to aid the French Resistance against the Germans. The idea being to utterly humiliate and ultimately demoralize the enemy by making them stink of garbage left to rot under a hot sun.

The bizarre experiment did not last long however as "Who-Me?" could not be administered on select targets (controlled), without making everyone in a certain radius, friend, foe, and sprayer alike, stink as well

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