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custos
June 18, 2014
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Tools of madness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Created by the god of madness, one must be at least a little insane to be able to use them. These tools cause much confusion to those that see them in action and are guaranteed to cause misunderstandings.

axlerowes
March 3, 2014
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
My Last Crop of Humans    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Domestic/ Craft)

The confessions of an unlucky A.I.

Dragonlordmax
February 10, 2014
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 4.000000
The Town of Inexplicable Babies    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Get me the sugar!" called Jack's wife. His heart skipped a beat as he stood before the cabinet. Holding his breath, he slowly opened it.... Dangit! A baby!

young0ne2
January 15, 2014
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.400000
Standard Issue Escape Goat    Items  (Other)   (Combat)

When your in trouble and need a quick escape, S.I.E.G. IT !!

Shadoweagle
November 7, 2013
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.500000
CatBee    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

"That's old lady Serisia's house... We don't go in there anymore." the children looked forlornly through the iron fence to their lost ball, deep within the overgrown gardens of the massive front yard.
From deep in the foliage, a menacing 'Yowl' sounded, followed by an eerie droning.

This sub is a little bit silly.

Scrasamax
October 24, 2013
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Sparrow Oak    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

Keep your helmet on, there are sparrow oaks in this forest.

Scrasamax
October 24, 2013
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 1
Votes: 7 / 3.785714
Ratwood Tree    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The hardest part about dealing with a ratwood tree is by the time you find it, there are dozens more you haven't found yet.

Scrasamax
August 4, 2013
Hits: 447
Comments: 1
Ideas: 0
No votes
30 Things that are Awesome    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Just what it says on the tin.

valadaar
May 10, 2013
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Comments: 19
Ideas: 1
Votes: 12 / 3.583333
Creeders Magic Dentures    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Dentures, magic dentures.

Kassy
March 8, 2013
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 2 / 3.000000
Candy-Soul Grenade    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Cursed)

A tiny marble cherry with an amber heart inlaid. One of the Lolliful Avenger's most devastatingly effective weapons.

Scrasamax
October 9, 2012
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 1
Votes: 4 / 4.000000
Headlines from the Cosmic Era    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

All the news thats fit to upstream

Dossta
October 4, 2012
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
Potion of Euphemisms    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

'Cmon and drink up.  This potion will really help us understand each other, if you know what I mean.

axlerowes
September 25, 2012
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.300000
Thirty Punchlines to Dwarven Dirty Jokes    Society/ Organizations  (Knowledge/Lore)   (Regional)

Hi Ho, Hi Ho....not included

Ted
September 23, 2012
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.142857
Bacon the Dog    NPCs  (Minor)   (Domestic/ Craft)

CRTF's first resident goofball animal mascot.

Murometz
September 22, 2012
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 2
Votes: 5 / 3.600000
Riddlerock    Articles  (Area)   (Water)

Madmen, Riddles, and Worms

Scrasamax
September 7, 2012
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.166667
Ko Girls    Society/ Organizations  (Artistic/Performance)   (Area)

Strange girl fashionista gang

Moonlake
July 23, 2012
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.571429
Setam, the Goddess of Nerves    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Specific)

100-word Placeholder God submission no 2

Scrasamax
July 14, 2012
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Comments: 5
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.625000
30 Magnagogs    Items  (Other)   (Villanous)

While technically alive, magnagogs have little in the way of personality and are driven via telepathic command.

Moonlake
July 6, 2012
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.250000
Zxtkvf, God of the Unfathomable and Unbelievable    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (Defining)

A 100-word submission about a Placeholder God

Cheka Man
June 6, 2012
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.500000
Tornado Hat    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Combat)

The tornado hat may look laughable to wear, but it's anything but funny when you're facing the tornado caused by such a hat. If using it, beware, do not spin for too long...

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The Nomin gypsies have a fiddling competition every year, known as the Danse de Velose. Beaters hit out the rhythm on taut drums and the competitors start to play, slowly at first. Youngsters can compete, but are soon pulled away by worried mothers, before the competition becomes too dangerous. After two hours the haunting tune has become dazzlingly fast. You can resign at any time, but the moment you make a mistake you receive an arrow through the neck. Strings may snap, but the players must play on. The whole affair never lasts much longer than three hours, and the last fiddler playing is crowned king of the gypsies.

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