Barnacles and bilge rats, a pernicious package of perfidious pirates!

A legendary weapon of the Ouzquin Dremorix

Behold, the Eldest.

Listen child, listen and I will tell you the first story, the story of Nagoma and the Gorund Tree...

A parcel of pretty princesses

A cold and cadavorous collection of nefarious necromancers.

While bronze is cheaper, and steel is stronger, few materials are as desireable for weapons than proper Xanthanite.

I will sail my vessel, until I happen upon...

You're walking through the forest when you encounter...

A collection of 30 scrolls, manuscripts, and codices sampled from the library of Atal, the Wise Councilor.

Sleep with a cloth wrapped around your face or you'll be a frungy garden in the morning...

Frungy-headed Fool

Regional insult for someone considered stubborn, or gullible.

The Pretty Princess Scroll

Beneath crumbling towers wait
Ishafel's Horror and Hate
A monster grim and bleak
Go to it if death you seek

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Confucious

A brief summary of the Pessimal Beast as revealed by the Pessimal Manuscript and other anecdotal evidence.

The Sea that touches all shores.

How many roads must a man walk?

Ages past the Woodking fell into a deep and terrible slumber, and from the fever of his dreams and nightmares the wooden dungeon of Limberlost grew.

To Remove All Pain

Etching on the blade of the Anodyne Sword