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L. C. Vallandigham By: Scrasamax

The Unification War was a travesty, an act of naked fascism against frontier worlds so diverse and destitute that their submission was not worth the cost in lives, material, and hostility garnered. We, gentlemen, have created generations of enemies.

L. C. Vallandigham

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130xp
7 replies
5183 views
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30 Horses By: Scrasamax

God forbid that I should go to any Heaven where there are no horses.
- R. B. Cunninghame-Graham

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590xp
20 replies
15714 views
7 HoHs
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The Abomination of Yirn Monastary By: Scrasamax

Does that thing ever shut it's blasted mouth? Why did you give it one to begin with?

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265xp
11 replies
6956 views
2 HoHs
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Paradigm Shift and Magic By: Scrasamax

"a new (scientific) truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it."

Max Planck

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265xp
9 replies
11265 views
3 HoHs
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30 Disasters! By: Scrasamax

What happens? Are you kidding me?

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430xp
21 replies
15156 views
2 HoHs
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The Green Devil By: Scrasamax

A potent drink gauranteed to turn good folk into depraved and desolate madmen.

Lady Carse of Tekne

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180xp
7 replies
10450 views
1 HoH
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Saint Smaragdine By: Scrasamax

The Patron Saint of Beverages, Hang-Overs, Regrets

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220xp
9 replies
7689 views
2 HoHs
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Dwarven War Chariot By: Scrasamax

A rare sight, but one dreaded by the foes of dwarvendom.

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137xp
10 replies
9676 views
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The Nempori By: Scrasamax

Egads! Don't you humans understand how freaking repulsive you look? I'm getting sick to my stomachs right now... urp...

Nempori Diplomat Ocan

by Scrasamax
310xp
11 replies
6689 views
3 HoHs
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The Warcraft of Worlds By: Scrasamax

War is the biggest business of the future.

by Scrasamax
147xp
9 replies
8235 views
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ACME Exploding Barrel and Crate Company By: Scrasamax

For barrel that explode when you shoot them, there's only one name you can count on, that's ACME.

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295xp
16 replies
7995 views
1 HoH
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Crastia of Applerow By: Scrasamax

Blessed be are those wed beneath apple tree

Common Falk Saying, the Midlands

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225xp
12 replies
8171 views
2 HoHs
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30 Mercenaries By: Scrasamax

Mercenaries and bounty hunters? We don't need the help of scum like that.

Vice-Admiral Koszcu

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297xp
12 replies
12799 views
1 HoH
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Warship Classes By: Scrasamax

A brief list of warship types and their identification

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212xp
13 replies
10738 views
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Terramax Cruiser By: Scrasamax

The largest warship of the Terran Hegemony capable of landing on Earth and launching again into orbit.

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142xp
7 replies
8112 views
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Game Cliches By: Scrasamax

...and why they should be avoided like the plague.

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345xp
24 replies
11999 views
2 HoHs
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30 Imps By: Scrasamax

30 mystical imps to perch upon your wizard's shoulder and whisper the secrets of magic and the universe.

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580xp
25 replies
16717 views
9 HoHs
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The Aohd Charm By: Scrasamax

Gauranteed to protect you from nightmares, hexes, and the diseases of the loins

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180xp
5 replies
7641 views
2 HoHs
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The Virednith By: Scrasamax

Behold, for I am the form of Destruction

Inscription on the Virednith

by Scrasamax
212xp
9 replies
11425 views
1 HoH
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Drostan the Bard By: Scrasamax

The Black Bard of Nihilism

by Scrasamax
205xp
12 replies
7301 views
1 HoH