...and why they should be avoided like the plague.

30 mystical imps to perch upon your wizard's shoulder and whisper the secrets of magic and the universe.

Gauranteed to protect you from nightmares, hexes, and the diseases of the loins

Behold, for I am the form of Destruction

Inscription on the Virednith

The Black Bard of Nihilism

Thus do the spirits of the six elements take form beyond the norm of elementals of genre fantasy.

I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day during my life.
George Armstrong Custer

Known as the Witch-Queen of Togaille, the White Lady, and the Liche Elfbane.

Revenge, but at what cost?

This stuff will make you a sexual Red-Frilled Blood Dragon.

Jesk, Orcish gladiator

If you wake up in a field of green grass, looking at a woman of flesh and steel. Be glad, you are dead. If you wake up covered in blood and shit, be gladder still. For you are alive and your time is not yet come!

Doyen Velit

Cowardly maggots! Bow your thrice cursed heads and thank the goddess that you still draw unworthy breath!

Doyenne Unson

The great cone of steam, fire and ice.

Beware the Ice Giants of the north, they are a foul tempered bunch.

What secrets does this box of magic cigars hold?

The valley of the elves between Night and the Waterfalls

Age is a terrible weight

A den of mercenaries, murderers, bounty hunters and thieves...

In this place Brother, all flesh must be eaten.

First Precept of Consumption

An alliance between bitterest foes in a desperate bid for their survival, thus was the beginning of the Shrew-Wars