When we learned of these majestic creatures, what else could we do? Such potential!
Giant firebreathing spiders attack the city!
Bringing more fantastic elements to the old classic.
You type the command into the console. "Insufficient Guineapigs" the computer responds. Baffled, you retype the command. "Insufficient Guineapigs" the computer replies again. You decide you should start smaller, with a simpler command. "Insufficient Guineapigs"
What does cycling the spaceship's airlock have to do with a now-extinct Peruvian rodent?