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October 3, 2010
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30 Bad Things    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

Be it a cursed artifact, an angry god, a spell gone wrong, or bad luck, these are just a taste of the strange things that might befall a character.

September 16, 2010
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Courageous Shield    Items  (Armor)   (Sentient)

What do you do when your shield is more courageous than you?

May 17, 2010
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Pre-Con Tactical Base    Locations  (Fortification)   (Any)

One day nothing, two weeks later they had a pre-con base deployed and instead of a stagnant zone we had a category three offensive breathing down our neck, damn the bastards who came up with that monstrosity, and our own bastards for not having any of our own!

May 17, 2010
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SuperFortress-01    Items  (Transports)   (Combat)

I've seen a lot of things in my time lad, six legged mechs, tanks with arms, jets that turn into mechs, but I've never seen anything like that.



May 5, 2010
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Everbloom Potion    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

One drop for a cluster of flowers, three drops for a tree, no more, no less.

April 1, 2010
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Extra dimensional bag    Items  (Transports)   (Magical)

"Life, what is it but a dream?" - Lewis Carroll


Some bags have more "extra" than others.

November 6, 2009
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Farrach, Flamekin    NPCs  (Minor)   (Criminal/Espionage)
In the castle of Stagstone high

from every chimney and fireplace nigh

with a mischievous smile

and the occasional vile

a congenial ember surpises you: "Hi!"
Cheka Man
June 10, 2009
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The Voyeur's Wand    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

The Voyeur's Wand was made by a jealous student of magic who had never had a girlfriend and was envious of those who were part of a loving couple, and wanted to embarass those who were.

April 19, 2009
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30 Fountains of Youth    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Are you crazy? There ain’t no such thing. It’s all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it’s cursed or something. Get back to work."

March 25, 2009
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Never-Burning Torch    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

Why won’t this damn torch light?

Siren no Orakio
March 1, 2009
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Bacon Elemental    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (City/ Ruin)

The result of a disastrous summoning accident involving a fire elemental, a pig farm, and a farmer’s daughter, bacon elementals can only be described as delicious.

February 18, 2009
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Audrey Adison    NPCs  (Minor)   (Mercantile)

Being a picky eater as a vampire can be quite troublesome.

February 17, 2009
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Joseph Random    NPCs  (Minor)   (Mercantile)

Some people have neither good nor bad luck; they instead have a certain whimsy of fate attached to them, placing them at the center of bizarre events whether they wish it or not. Joseph Random is one such individual…

February 4, 2009
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Lance-Lieutenant Hailland Vairs    NPCs  (Extras)   (Combative)

30 Guards: 27.) The Conjurer
This guard likes to learn magic in his spare time. Whilst the larger spells are beyond his ability, he knows a surprisingly large number of cantrips, which provide him with amusement or make his life easier. One lets him know if the Captain, Sergeant, or the Snitch are in the area, so that he never gets caught doing anything wrong.

February 2, 2009
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Kosuranda, Princess of Albatrosses    NPCs  (Character Sheet)   (Political)

20. Princess of Albatrosses
Also known as the lady of bad luck, this princess breaks mirrors, spills salt, crosses the paths of black cats and every other superstition known to man. She remains perfectly safe, but the bad luck falls around her like rain. Few are willing to be around her for too long, afraid that her bad luck will rub off on them.

January 21, 2009
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Ideas: 13
Votes: 1 / 2.000000
The Tome of Encomiastic Psilomantic Mirabilium    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

The greatest book ever written! HA-HA!

Cheka Man
January 6, 2009
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Naylor's Ring of Silence    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

The wizard entered the inn, quietly activated his ring and the noise around him of chatting people, clinking glasses and munching of food fell silent. *Peace, perfect peace* thought the wizard.

January 6, 2009
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Thomas Thorne, the Unfortunate Mage    NPCs  (Major)   (Travelers)

Despite his great power, this mage desperately wishes that he was just average, so people would stop trying to plant axes in his back.

December 30, 2008
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The Fringe Lands    Locations  (World)   (Any)

An incredible world of magic, adventure… And curry, for some reason.

December 29, 2008
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The race of Steve    Lifeforms  (Intelligent Species)   (Any)

A completely average race, similar to humans, but with a few small differences.

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A Zorse Of Course

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Next time you're contemplating a horse variation, but don't want to get too dramatic, how about a Zorse? An offspring of a zebra stallion and horse mare. In nature they are infertile, but in a fantasy world, not necessarily. They are also known to be extremely cantankerous.

"It soon became apparent that zorses are not the most easiest of the equine family to get along with." -- Trainer Pat Parelli, on working with zorses

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