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Cheka Man
August 26, 2011
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Demon Spectacles    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

Mr James Grimes was a wizard and inventor of some note whose main job was casting small spells to repair things or create minor magical items. On his days off he would sometimes visit the local courts to watch people on trial and thought;what if there was a simple way to tell who was good and who was evil? Would that not save time and money? And so he came up with the idea of the Demon Spectacles to tell the good from the bad.

Pieh
August 7, 2011
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.166667
Strolenati Origins Pamphlet: Manfred    Articles  (Fiction)   (Gaming - In General)

There is a being we know as Manfred. His generators of randomness have aided the Citadel in times of need, but what of his career as a time-traveller? This is the first in a series uncovering the secret origins of famed Strolenati members. I fear I must type quickly, there are those who wouls not want you to read this. Will you crawl deeper into the rabbit hole?

Silveressa
April 29, 2011
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 15
Votes: 7 / 3.857143
Everything I learned about life from role-playing games    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Similar to threads I've seen on other rpg sites, this is a collection of things I or others in my group have learned while role-playing. Feel free to add to the scroll with your memorable experiences at the table.

Ted
April 22, 2011
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Comments: 24
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.000000
Corran's Self-Closing Chamber Pot    Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Cursed)

Even the most despicable and evil Tyrant will be convinced they pale in comparison to this monstrosity.

Agar
March 5, 2011
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Comments: 7
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.250000
Bag of Doors    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hold on, this punchline will make more sense behind an actual door.

 

{This item is silly}

Cheka Man
February 27, 2011
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Votes: 4 / 3.000000
30 Items From Fallen Empires    Items  (Equipment Listing)   (Magical)

Thirty items from the distant past, some are still used today in different forms, others were one of a kind and have long since been lost or sequestered within dusty old tombs, awaiting looters to bring them back to the world once more.

Drackler
February 25, 2011
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Comments: 3
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Votes: 2 / 4.000000
Zombies in the House!    Articles  (At Table)   (Gaming - Genre)

 A short, simple, rough RPG that I wrote for fun. I've only played it a couple of times, so any feedback on how it works would be much appreciated.

MysticMoon
February 24, 2011
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Comments: 22
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.400000
Croc-a-Pult    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Inspired by #35 from 30 Benefits to owning a pet crocodile.

Because somebody had to.

Murometz
January 19, 2011
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Ideas: 17
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93 Benefits to owning a pet Crocodile    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

Inspired by # 16 on Cheka's 30 Lizard-man Gifts in-work and Coley's Chart of O' Bashing Death. A gift from the lizard-men. A pet crocodile, as loyal as a dog.

Silveressa
January 13, 2011
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Comments: 17
Ideas: 0
Votes: 11 / 3.409091
Things Are Not Always As They Seem    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - In General)

This humorous short fiction piece was inspired by a late night chat with a couple gamer friends about how alien cultures would possibly interpret some of the more "colorful" aspects of our society.  

Pieh
October 17, 2010
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.833333
Skillet    Locations  (TransWorld)   (Other)

The 5757h layer of the Infinite Abyss. A land of charred black metal and the stench of ever-burning flesh.

Ted
October 3, 2010
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Comments: 18
Ideas: 4
Votes: 12 / 3.333333
30 Bad Things    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

Be it a cursed artifact, an angry god, a spell gone wrong, or bad luck, these are just a taste of the strange things that might befall a character.

Ted
September 16, 2010
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Comments: 15
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 3.437500
Courageous Shield    Items  (Armor)   (Sentient)

What do you do when your shield is more courageous than you?

Scrasamax
May 17, 2010
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Votes: 6 / 3.750000
Pre-Con Tactical Base    Locations  (Fortification)   (Any)

One day nothing, two weeks later they had a pre-con base deployed and instead of a stagnant zone we had a category three offensive breathing down our neck, damn the bastards who came up with that monstrosity, and our own bastards for not having any of our own!

Scrasamax
May 17, 2010
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 3.357143
SuperFortress-01    Items  (Transports)   (Combat)

I've seen a lot of things in my time lad, six legged mechs, tanks with arms, jets that turn into mechs, but I've never seen anything like that.

Never?

Never.

Scrasamax
May 5, 2010
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.750000
Everbloom Potion    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

One drop for a cluster of flowers, three drops for a tree, no more, no less.

Agar
April 1, 2010
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Comments: 6
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.125000
Extra dimensional bag    Items  (Transports)   (Magical)

"Life, what is it but a dream?" - Lewis Carroll

 

Some bags have more "extra" than others.

EchoMirage
November 6, 2009
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 4.583333
Farrach, Flamekin    NPCs  (Minor)   (Criminal/Espionage)
In the castle of Stagstone high

from every chimney and fireplace nigh

with a mischievous smile

and the occasional vile

a congenial ember surpises you: "Hi!"
Cheka Man
June 10, 2009
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Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 3.166667
The Voyeur's Wand    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

The Voyeur's Wand was made by a jealous student of magic who had never had a girlfriend and was envious of those who were part of a loving couple, and wanted to embarass those who were.

Pieh
April 19, 2009
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Comments: 18
Ideas: 1
Votes: 10 / 4.350000
30 Fountains of Youth    Locations  (City)   (Any)

"Are you crazy? There ain’t no such thing. It’s all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it’s cursed or something. Get back to work."

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Enraged by the violation of the Peace Pool and the Whalebone Forest, a dead leviathan has risen from the bottom of the ocean and now hounds ships around the port where the stolen jewels went to land. It capsizes ships and devours sailors whole, spears protuding from its dead and crab-eaten hide.

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