It is said that the bite of a Manna Mosquito can turn someone with no magical power into a spellcaster, but few are willing to pay the price for such power.

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

"Okay, I didn't like Thanger", I thought, "He was a punta of epic proportions, but nobody deserved to die like that." These thoughts were crowding out the screaming in the back of my head that we were all still in danger if we did not move.

I saw Peeth kneel down besides the biggest chunk of remains, where the heart was. He reached in under his leathers and pulled out a piece of jade on a simple chain. He placed it on the remains reverently. It was fitting, Thanger died stepping in to protect Peeth.

"He needs this more than I do. Maybe it will keep him out of The Hells."

Inspired some years ago for a Kult/CoC Halloween game

Princess Helen of Grond is one of the most beautiful princesses on the planet...if, that is, you happen to be an Orc.

God of Strength in the Night, Hiding your Numbers, and The Silent Kill.

The deadly legacy of a vindictive demon, Shugrat's lust is to be feared by those who dread to sin..

"Look children! Is it the Fun Faire, Extreme Sensations, or Tabs' Insanity today?"

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
Now with Bonus Item!

I am always giving advice to various gamers on various game forums. I am constantly giving the same advice over and over again (cut/ paste repeat). Once a year I think about the advice and put together The List.

Sing a song of sixpence
Pocketful of rye
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie

30 Cities with their teeming multitudes and famous landmarks.

She sat down and chatted with the young man until the leeches began to just fall off her legs - satiated with blood. The young man, enthralled and disgusted by what he just saw, thanked her and went on his way.

Who said Medusa are evil?

In tea is truth.

The twin goddesses of the Medusan race, Gethserath and Amarane.

You are the lovers rock
The rock that I cling to
You're the one
The one I swim to in a storm
Like a lovers rock

- Sade "Lovers Rock"

With no helm or hat, closer inspection reveals that part of his face has rotted away. "Give me orders!"

In the game of paranoia, the damage tables for falls lists heights up to ‘orbital'

A weapon for those in dire need, Corran’s glove holds a nasty surprise.