She was known as 'Moon Child' by her friends as she only came out at night, and whilst they loved to play with her, those who did so for too long would soon have cause to regret it. He was her father and the town undertaker, with a secret much less savoury role as the town necromancer.

It is easy to assign Autobot and Decepticon like race or nationality, when it is much more a matter of political pursuasion.

The head office of the Guild, which has now spread to have a branch office in almost all countries. The idiot elves won't let us map out there forests!

A toilet that teleports your feces onto the PottyPortal's Poop Hill.

All the news thats fit to upstream

Not a racially segregated hospital, but rather the Private Medical Complex

A story about a young Dwarf, the girl he met and the Goddess he insulted.

Some historians argue that the arcologies that remained active after the Resource Wars were not the cradles of the Second Renaissance, but fortresses that prolonged the Second Dark Age

The best way for a traveling dwarf to sleep is on a bed of stone - Bodrick Rocknumber, stone bed salesman

'Cmon and drink up. This potion will really help us understand each other, if you know what I mean.

A standard crowd control/riot shield

side-quest-ish and open-ended to be sure.

Banished from their foolish tree-hugger kin, the Plains Elves were forced into a semi-nomadic lifestyle.

Will players provide their help to a man and his ward when it becomes obvious that they are the targets of a group of hired thugs?

Pets mind you. Not exotic monster companions. No saddled dire-boars to be found here. No purple worm caravans.

Act now and receive a 0.9% APR for 6 months on any home or personal loan, and walk away with 1000 frequent flyer miles*

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A set of 30 Dwarven Treasures, for finding, or stealing.

Slagger Tornfury hates elves. He doesn't just hate them, he HATES them.