God forbid that I should go to any Heaven where there are no horses.
- R. B. Cunninghame-Graham

Mercenaries and bounty hunters? We don't need the help of scum like that.

Vice-Admiral Koszcu

A potentially devastating foe with arms, and fists of living stone...

Milord I do present a uniquely industrious city located on the periphery of the Sea of Grass and the bawn of the Ganhojol Forest.

Listen child, listen and I will tell you the first story, the story of Nagoma and the Gorund Tree...

AKA 7 steps to creating a MacGuffin

A legendary weapon of the Ouzquin Dremorix

By Decree of her Royal Majesty, the possession, ownership, or consumption of any alcoholic substance has been henceforth been declared unlawful, and said violators of the Queen's will shall be subject to punishment.

A wasteland, a vast expanse of ogre infested, nightshade choked swamp...

I will sail my vessel, until I happen upon...

It is a common conceit that banks, loans, investment and other features of the banking and financial system are entirely modern. This is far from the truth, as long as there has been money, there have been people who profitted from holding it and manipulating it.

An arcanotech weapon system, also known as an implosion bomb, a Schwartzchild, or a Corrosion Warhead

Where many a woman's heart is filled with longing for love, or the comfort of the hearth and home, this arrogantly beautiful woman is consumed with but one thing. Ambition. Born without a heart, but with the grace and genteel manners of the aristocracy, she is the iron fist in a lace glove.

Thief, murderer, mercenary, criminal boss and general pox on humanity.

Inspired by Ulysses Klaue

Luchildsburg? Yeah I remember that place, they had the black ale that tasted so bad.

seven shields used by the dungeon wights of the Gygaxian Gyre

...And then the evil necromancer killed everyone and made them into zombies to do really evil things. I mean really evil, kicking puppies, eating kittens and making lewd sexual gestures at unsuspecting shoppers at Wal-Mart. Yeah and he had a severed head for a hat and was eating a sandwich made out of real lady-fingers...

A Hell House is a creepy, spooky, or otherwise sketch domicile where large numbers of people can easily vanish 

Behold, the Mountain of the Snow Bunnies!

Not all magic items are for humans. Rewrite of my original and premiere submission, Horse Brass