"Are you crazy? There ain't no such thing. It's all fairy tales for the stupid and desperate. Even if it were, they all say it's cursed or something. Get back to work."

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It looked like a massive landslide, but, just before it slammed into us it turned into a bunch of laughing dwarven children!

Why won't this damn torch light?

The secret device behind the most feared corrosive substance to ever plague the mortal realms.

As soon as he had set his eyes upon The Sword of all Swords he knew it must be the perfect blade for him. And he would stop at nothing to possess it!

"Greetings, Mortal," Said the bubbly, hissing voice in his head... What the hell was that, he thought. "Not hell, the Ocean. Walk into the surf, my child. I will protect you."

'One for you,' He mumbled, pouring some rum onto his boots, 'And a few gulps for me, and we’re off.'

He took a large gulp from the bottle, put his boots on, and was out the door in a flash.

Fandune screamed as the inmate's hands locked around his neck. With quick thinking and a little luck he managed to mutter the right words and waggle his fingers perfectly for the curse. The inmates fingers bent back upon themselves and were rendered useless.

"Wear this ring, My Student, and you will never perform another act of perversion and thus remain pure."

A legendary Artifact of the first brutal Ice Age.

"That not normal dark. My eyes can not see in it." - Bloodrock, Orcish Warrior.

With a twitch of the leg and the push of a button; Houston's boots emitted a massive amount of steam and he was sent headlong into the air.

Machines powered by this battery can gain some interesting traits from their deceased co-worker, the Battery of the Damned.

'Music is the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and I am Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind and makes them spiritually drunken.' ~Ludwig van Beethoven

A metal tube with a shiny red button just begging to be pressed; also a potent steamtech tool.

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder's plans that has survived to the modern day.

This is a wretched tome of oceanic blasphemy; a foul water-stained, bone-white binder of bitter dead-men's secrets and a guide to Nautical Necromancy useful in the hands of the young sea-faring necromancer or the Great Lich Umeen herself.

God of Strength in the Night, Hiding your Numbers, and The Silent Kill.

Why is all the rum gone?
That crazy fellow over there just poured it all into his boots!
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