A hopefully amusing Strolen.com version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

A thaumatechnological weapon, an example of the marriage between intricate technological innovation and sophisticated magic engineering.

An animated marionette that acts as advisor or assistant to a worthy hero.

For the explorer at heart; an item to ease passage through any medium.

A powered melee weapon for power armor assault troopers

The magical tool of a forgotten sect, the spinneret stylus' power may bring as many troubles than it solves.

The ultimate tool of The Hunter; a bow that comes with seven different types of arrows.

Or, 30 Ways for Mad Science to go Delightfully Awry

Seven deadly sins plague man kind

Arrogance, Lust, Envy, Greed, Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony

Seven deadly blades for man to find

For man to cause the world great agony

Not all hammers are tools of creation. Some are made for destruction, and some rare few truly excel at it.

Moon Water Jewel was a woman of breathtaking beauty, so no ordinary gift would do.

With but a name, these places fill common folk with apprehension and dread

The most melodic of notes, the most soothing of tunes.

"It would help if I knew how to play the thing, though."

A magical device that grants the ability to shapeshift

A dagger wielded in defense of the Modoc tribe, freezing its enemies in their tracks.

"Isn't it just a skillet?"

"That's what I thought... Now I'm not so sure."

The Good, who do what they have to do, the Bad, who pervert their ideals, and the downright Ugly.

If kindness is the currency

that you most often use;

Then Silverbreath may come one day

to light Good Fortune's fuse.

-- Opening to 'The Ballad of the Shepherd and the Wyrm'

An unusual set of armor.

"Make sure you wing it before the Emperor draws back his arrow son, a few times if you can, but try not to be too obvious..."