An evaluation of the limited advancement of technology in standard genre fantasy.

30 ways to show off wealth

You can always recocognize a guardsman by his truncheon, tonburry hat, and pimple coat.

Stone peckers, foul-tempered beasts, better suited for cooking and mattresses than being allowed to breed

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The forgotten realm

Fluffy headed plant things with an equally fluffy headed personality

A cunning and vicious predator, prized for it's pelt and feared for it's poisonous bite

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An Elven made memory stone

Get to it, you mealy boned maggots! That stone isn't going to cut itself!

Bloody-Beard Borsht

I'm gonna be somebody, someday!

Umo Cinzento

There it was, big as two horses and all scales and wicked looking head. thought we was alldead, we did. Then the beastie did the damndest thing. Instead of breathin fire on us, or cursin us with magic it started eatin one of the damned bushes.

Explorer Kurold the Hammer

A rare and diseased jewel, a canker fallen from the heavens

'The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.'

Princess Leia, Star Wars - 1977

Laser Pistol: "Sears $49.99"

Moonhunter ~ commenting on guns versus swords

It's a crappy Mk.9 Sunbeam pistol, I'll give you 200 credits for it.

Sgt. Dietzman, retired ordinance officer and gun dealer

Give me your greenskins, your mobz, and your grunts

A villain's lair is more than just a safehouse or stronghold, it can be as much a part of their persona as any powers, henchmen or nefarious plans

A random generator to create variable merchants shops, stores, and stalls.

Excitingly Chucky Psuedo-Science and Technology!

The Nightmare War did more than end the Old Empire, it turned a massive swath of once fertile land into the unimaginably hostile Wastelands, and populated it with beasts, horrors, and monsters.

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