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Emperor Whale By: Scrasamax

The whales of the deep are not to be trifled with, those who hunt them are as mad as those who think to slay dragons.

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220xp
9 replies
8962 views
2 HoHs
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30 More Limitations on Magic By: Scrasamax

30 more limitations to the practise of magic, aka Why Everyone Cant be a Magic User

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210xp
37 replies
7328 views
2 HoHs
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Vampiric Panties By: Scrasamax

Vampiric panties? What a base a vulgar term, they are discretionary undergarments. Please, they are Braies of the Tides.

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130xp
14 replies
4654 views
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Boulderkin By: Scrasamax

Six months of hunting, six months of research and paying coin to scholars and sages, and now that we have the legendary wand of Geohadris the Stone King, it only summons stupid boulderkin? I am outraged beyond imagination!

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265xp
9 replies
4253 views
2 HoHs
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Hill Turtles By: Scrasamax

Mapmaker's bane, a few of these can ruin a decade of cartography!

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270xp
10 replies
4794 views
1 HoH
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Teens and Vampires, How to Tell if Your Son or Daughter Has Fallen for One of the Undead By: Scrasamax

Teens and Vampires, How to tell if your Son or Daughter has Fallen for One of the Undead

A Temple of the Sun Pamphlet

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195xp
10 replies
3921 views
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To Be A Decepticon By: Scrasamax

Being a Decepticon is a deep and personal decision, one not taken lightly.

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175xp
8 replies
5385 views
1 HoH
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101 Problems with my Spaceship By: Scrasamax

You came here in that? You are brave

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375xp
42 replies
7510 views
4 HoHs
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Dew Nettle By: Scrasamax

Mind the nettles son, it's wet out.

by Scrasamax
195xp
12 replies
5484 views
1 HoH
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The Zombie Strain By: Scrasamax

The Zombie Strain, as the infection was most commonly known, was actually identified as PrP-1174, a prion.

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535xp
16 replies
6802 views
3 HoHs
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Crumenorix By: Scrasamax

It's just a shoddy old hand bag, pay it no mind.

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170xp
10 replies
3530 views
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Cinderpaws By: Scrasamax

Tales grow in the telling and heroes grow in stature, even the tiniest can stand tall among their own.

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390xp
12 replies
6969 views
2 HoHs
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Flame Fowl By: Scrasamax

Flame fowl, brightest red chickens you will ever see, nice feathers for fletching arrows, but I'd pass on the omlet.

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175xp
10 replies
5432 views
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The Buried Giant By: Scrasamax

The villagers are having a fit, they've found something in the woods!

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125xp
7 replies
3726 views
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Agunl Qw Agiya By: Scrasamax

Crazy old woman, selling pieces of bone and fake charms. The fact that the villagers even tolerate the old eye-roller hag demonstrates a lack of piety to the Faith.

Abbot Bilwhite

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175xp
6 replies
4471 views
2 HoHs
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Zutul By: Scrasamax

'Zutul? You mean someone took time to give it a name?'

Maj. Rielle Law

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125xp
5 replies
5802 views
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Dondraconuils Grand Basilisk By: Scrasamax

T'was a great roar, milord, and the ground was rent and the horses took their bits in their teeth and there was much confusion. No magic could reach so far, and none of our magehounds scented wizards. We do not know the deviltry of the enemy, and for this we lost the battle.

General Tubogga

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155xp
8 replies
4990 views
1 HoH
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Zhiatve's Chains By: Scrasamax

No chain is heavier than the one forged by the passage of years.

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125xp
5 replies
3061 views
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Crickets of Ziust By: Scrasamax

'For days, we've heard nothing but cricketsong, from the coming of dust to an hour past dawn. Nothing he happened, but I'm sure something will.'

last journal entry, Traggion the Explorer

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210xp
11 replies
3941 views
1 HoH
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Relentless Kiss of Molten Rage By: Scrasamax

A black sword, blessed with elemental power, and tainted with hatred and rage

by Scrasamax
175xp
9 replies
3816 views