Silly Freetext

Pieh
June 30, 2007
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Votes: 3 / 2.666667
Sonic - the God of Sound    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Natural)

"Did you hear that? He speaks to those who would listen. Simply adjust your hearing frequency and you will hear his voice." - Audicus, Disciple of the Sound Mind and Body.

Scrasamax
June 22, 2007
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.250000
Aurangzeb, Mughal of Gremils    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Technical)

The Mughal of the Gremils, the Shah of Lag, the most devoted of Mathom.

Scrasamax
June 11, 2007
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
30 Villians and Fiends    NPCs  (Major)   (Combative)

Yet another list of 30, this time fiendish foes, vile villians, and and dastardly do-badders.

Scrasamax
May 20, 2007
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.583333
Fhlinghin Zapbolts    NPCs  (Major)   (Combative)

An outcaste goblin with a sadistic streak and a secret talent

Dozus
May 1, 2007
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Comments: 24
Ideas: 11
Votes: 11 / 4.636364
A Selection of Silly Hats    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -P.J. O’Rourke

Scrasamax
March 28, 2007
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Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.041667
ACME Exploding Barrel and Crate Company    Society/ Organizations  (Mercantile)   (World Wide)

For barrel that explode when you shoot them, there’s only one name you can count on, that’s ACME.

valadaar
March 8, 2007
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.700000
Whistle of Big Game Summoning    Items  (Tools)   (Cursed)

Sometimes an item can be a little too effective…

Siren no Orakio
March 7, 2007
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.000000
ISL 9000    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Capable of delivering up to 20 iron spikes per minute at nearly the velocity of an arrow, the Iron Spike Launcher-9000 is the front line weapon of his most elite clock-work soldiers.

Wulfhere
January 4, 2007
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Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Abyrwythynsternwdt, the Village of the Unpronouncable Name    Locations  (City)   (Any)

The villagers paid dearly after they slew the stuttering old crone!

valadaar
September 1, 2006
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Comments: 24
Ideas: 35
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Flawed Potions    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

Never buy your potions from the Discount Dealer…

Pariah
August 13, 2006
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Comments: 15
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.611111
Gremils    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Cyberspace)

[Pariah] 4:20 pm: OMFG!!!  It’s a gremil swarm.

manfred
June 8, 2006
Hits: 10533
Comments: 17
Ideas: 13
Votes: 11 / 4.409091
Undead Cosmetics    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.

Scrasamax
May 30, 2006
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.277778
P. Donkey Donque    NPCs  (Minor)   (Artistic/Performance)

Yeah yeah, I know the Duke. Of course I do. P. Donkey Donque travels in some high circles, jester.

manfred
January 5, 2006
Hits: 14586
Comments: 11
Ideas: 10
Votes: 9 / 3.333333
Silly traps    Dungeons  (Any)   (Traps)

Many traps are not designed to kill or maim, but more to disgust or annoy, or even to put a smile on the victim’s face… this is a scroll of such traps.

Pieh
November 23, 2005
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.416667
The Furry Tree-Zombies    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The Furry Tree-Zombies were a race of Tribal Jungle Halflings untill an insane Re-Animator discovered their existance.

MoonHunter
November 22, 2005
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 10
Votes: 6 / 4.083333
Kitchen Gods- Modern Day Deities    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (General)

In addition to the Gods listed elsewhere, there are several minor mythological beings spoken of in current Western culture and may be taken more or less seriously. These are commonly called Kitchen Gods.

Wogden
September 6, 2005
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Comments: 25
Ideas: 0
Votes: 24 / 4.500000
Combusting Shrews    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

Long sieges can be a trial for both sides. For the beseiged especially, finite ammunition supplies always pose a problem - except when the ammunition can reproduce…

GleepwurpTheEyebiter
August 29, 2005
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Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 2.676471
The Amulet of Looda Chriss    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

An extremely shiny piece of bling, so big and amazing that it inspires anyone who sees it to ask questions about its origins, the bearer, and most anything else they can think of.

Agar
May 4, 2005
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.450000
Beet    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

A product of chaos storms and waaaaaaaaaaaay to much caffine, Beet has boundless energy and the single mindedness of a stick.

Scrasamax
January 8, 2005
Hits: 6967
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 4.558824
Munchkin Utility Belt    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

What is it that hangs from such a fine belt? Tis a sword of Righteous Slaying, and a Mace of Disintegration. A pouch of Perfect Invisibility Dust, and a wand of Endless fireballs?

Good sir, This must be the Belt of Munchkin-kind

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Darklings in the sewer

       By: Clemmensen

Darklings are a kind of Halflings living in the sewer of medium to large cities.

Even though they smell badly and are quite dirty, Darklings are friendly and clever.

They try to limit the knowledge about their existence to only a small number of trustworthy persons, including player characters.

Darklings trade in information. Money, weapons and magical items have no value for them. This is why they hide beneath the sewer grates, listening to all that is said in the city above.

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