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Siren no Orakio
March 7, 2007
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.000000
ISL 9000    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Capable of delivering up to 20 iron spikes per minute at nearly the velocity of an arrow, the Iron Spike Launcher-9000 is the front line weapon of his most elite clock-work soldiers.

Wulfhere
January 4, 2007
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Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Abyrwythynsternwdt, the Village of the Unpronouncable Name    Locations  (City)   (Any)

The villagers paid dearly after they slew the stuttering old crone!

valadaar
September 1, 2006
Hits: 28545
Comments: 24
Ideas: 35
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Flawed Potions    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

Never buy your potions from the Discount Dealer…

Pariah
August 13, 2006
Hits: 5721
Comments: 15
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.611111
Gremils    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Cyberspace)

[Pariah] 4:20 pm: OMFG!!!  It’s a gremil swarm.

manfred
June 8, 2006
Hits: 9984
Comments: 17
Ideas: 13
Votes: 11 / 4.409091
Undead Cosmetics    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.

Scrasamax
May 30, 2006
Hits: 4348
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.277778
P. Donkey Donque    NPCs  (Minor)   (Artistic/Performance)

Yeah yeah, I know the Duke. Of course I do. P. Donkey Donque travels in some high circles, jester.

manfred
January 5, 2006
Hits: 14098
Comments: 11
Ideas: 10
Votes: 9 / 3.333333
Silly traps    Dungeons  (Any)   (Traps)

Many traps are not designed to kill or maim, but more to disgust or annoy, or even to put a smile on the victim’s face… this is a scroll of such traps.

Pieh
November 23, 2005
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.300000
The Furry Tree-Zombies    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The Furry Tree-Zombies were a race of Tribal Jungle Halflings untill an insane Re-Animator discovered their existance.

MoonHunter
November 22, 2005
Hits: 5566
Comments: 10
Ideas: 10
Votes: 6 / 4.083333
Kitchen Gods- Modern Day Deities    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (General)

In addition to the Gods listed elsewhere, there are several minor mythological beings spoken of in current Western culture and may be taken more or less seriously. These are commonly called Kitchen Gods.

Wogden
September 6, 2005
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Comments: 25
Ideas: 0
Votes: 24 / 4.500000
Combusting Shrews    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

Long sieges can be a trial for both sides. For the beseiged especially, finite ammunition supplies always pose a problem - except when the ammunition can reproduce…

GleepwurpTheEyebiter
August 29, 2005
Hits: 3064
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 2.676471
The Amulet of Looda Chriss    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

An extremely shiny piece of bling, so big and amazing that it inspires anyone who sees it to ask questions about its origins, the bearer, and most anything else they can think of.

Agar
May 4, 2005
Hits: 5436
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.450000
Beet    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

A product of chaos storms and waaaaaaaaaaaay to much caffine, Beet has boundless energy and the single mindedness of a stick.

Scrasamax
January 8, 2005
Hits: 6601
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 4.558824
Munchkin Utility Belt    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

What is it that hangs from such a fine belt? Tis a sword of Righteous Slaying, and a Mace of Disintegration. A pouch of Perfect Invisibility Dust, and a wand of Endless fireballs?

Good sir, This must be the Belt of Munchkin-kind

waz
October 23, 2004
Hits: 3839
Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 1.833333
Knooble Glitio    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

The quirky gnome captain of the small air ship the Flying Gopher.  Knooble and his crew sell out their services of hauling cargo or quick travel.

Cheka Man
June 25, 2004
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 2.875000
The Staff of Random Magic    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

The staff is beautiful to look at, made of pure ebony wood with a large diamond set at the top and rusted iron buttons along it’s side. It gives off an aura of very powerful magic.The ebony is scarred by a hit from a sword of some kind.

Agar
April 10, 2004
Hits: 10509
Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 19 / 4.921053
Potion of Mis Understanding Languages    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Made by an anarchist trying to seed dissent, the potions actually work better than normal potions of understanding languages ... sort of.

This item is silly.

Pieh
October 1, 2003
Hits: 7715
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 19 / 3.684211
Wing Brew    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

In certain parts of the world, DON’T ask for something in a language the barkeep dosen’t understand or say “just give me anything”

CaptainPenguin
August 5, 2003
Hits: 4968
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 11 / 3.090909
Everybody    NPCs  (Extras)   (Knowledge/Lore)

“Everybody knows that!” -Mantra of knowitalls everywhere.

Everybody must be the wisest person in all of Creation, because he seems to know everything!

Agar
March 25, 2003
Hits: 5989
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 11 / 2.545455
Eastern Rabbit's Staff of Doom    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

Tired of losing followers to inept searchers, The Eastern Rabbit decided to *motivate* searchers to find the hidden eggs.

This item is Silly.

shivamuffin
March 22, 2003
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Comments: 36
Ideas: 0
Votes: 22 / 2.363636
Bra of Holding    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

bra, holding, concealment, sexy

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Boots Of Ennui

       By: Murometz

These magical boots empower the wearer with several abilities at once. Wondrous leaping, water-walking, and even flying! Yet the boots possess an insidious curse upon them as well. A deep and almost unfathomable (by others) feeling of listlessness, boredom, and even apathy affects the boots' wearer at all times whenever they are donned. Magic will not dispel the effects.

And so while the wearer of the boots can perform great feats of action during combat or at other opportune times and key moments, they'll never really want to do so, complaining "Meh, what's the point of it all anyway?" or "I would fly up and save us all guys, but sigh, maybe uhm, soonish, mkay? Bit bored by this whole burning tower at the moment."

Naturally the boots wearer's fellow PCs will grow quickly frustrated with this arrangement. There have been numerous occasions when one angry PC literally tears off the boots from his companion's feet in anger, and dons them in turn, only to immediately suffer from the same effects.

The solution lies in constantly "motivating" the boots' wearer with successful rolls, involving threats, flattery, fiery speeches, or even bribery.

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