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manfred
June 8, 2006
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Comments: 17
Ideas: 13
Votes: 11 / 4.409091
Undead Cosmetics    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.

Scrasamax
May 30, 2006
Hits: 4263
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.277778
P. Donkey Donque    NPCs  (Minor)   (Artistic/Performance)

Yeah yeah, I know the Duke. Of course I do. P. Donkey Donque travels in some high circles, jester.

manfred
January 5, 2006
Hits: 13938
Comments: 11
Ideas: 10
Votes: 9 / 3.333333
Silly traps    Dungeons  (Any)   (Traps)

Many traps are not designed to kill or maim, but more to disgust or annoy, or even to put a smile on the victim’s face… this is a scroll of such traps.

Pieh
November 23, 2005
Hits: 4145
Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 5 / 3.300000
The Furry Tree-Zombies    Lifeforms  (Constructed)   (Forest/ Jungle)

The Furry Tree-Zombies were a race of Tribal Jungle Halflings untill an insane Re-Animator discovered their existance.

MoonHunter
November 22, 2005
Hits: 5466
Comments: 9
Ideas: 10
Votes: 5 / 4.300000
Kitchen Gods- Modern Day Deities    Systems  (Divine/ Spirit)   (General)

In addition to the Gods listed elsewhere, there are several minor mythological beings spoken of in current Western culture and may be taken more or less seriously. These are commonly called Kitchen Gods.

Wogden
September 6, 2005
Hits: 11281
Comments: 25
Ideas: 0
Votes: 24 / 4.500000
Combusting Shrews    Lifeforms  (Fauna)   (Any)

Long sieges can be a trial for both sides. For the beseiged especially, finite ammunition supplies always pose a problem - except when the ammunition can reproduce…

GleepwurpTheEyebiter
August 29, 2005
Hits: 2998
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 2.676471
The Amulet of Looda Chriss    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

An extremely shiny piece of bling, so big and amazing that it inspires anyone who sees it to ask questions about its origins, the bearer, and most anything else they can think of.

Agar
May 4, 2005
Hits: 5323
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 3.450000
Beet    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

A product of chaos storms and waaaaaaaaaaaay to much caffine, Beet has boundless energy and the single mindedness of a stick.

Scrasamax
January 8, 2005
Hits: 6501
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 17 / 4.558824
Munchkin Utility Belt    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

What is it that hangs from such a fine belt? Tis a sword of Righteous Slaying, and a Mace of Disintegration. A pouch of Perfect Invisibility Dust, and a wand of Endless fireballs?

Good sir, This must be the Belt of Munchkin-kind

waz
October 23, 2004
Hits: 3773
Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 1.833333
Knooble Glitio    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

The quirky gnome captain of the small air ship the Flying Gopher.  Knooble and his crew sell out their services of hauling cargo or quick travel.

Cheka Man
June 25, 2004
Hits: 4606
Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 2.875000
The Staff of Random Magic    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

The staff is beautiful to look at, made of pure ebony wood with a large diamond set at the top and rusted iron buttons along it’s side. It gives off an aura of very powerful magic.The ebony is scarred by a hit from a sword of some kind.

Agar
April 10, 2004
Hits: 10419
Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 19 / 4.921053
Potion of Mis Understanding Languages    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Made by an anarchist trying to seed dissent, the potions actually work better than normal potions of understanding languages ... sort of.

This item is silly.

Pieh
October 1, 2003
Hits: 7629
Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 19 / 3.684211
Wing Brew    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

In certain parts of the world, DON’T ask for something in a language the barkeep dosen’t understand or say “just give me anything”

CaptainPenguin
August 5, 2003
Hits: 4896
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 11 / 3.090909
Everybody    NPCs  (Extras)   (Knowledge/Lore)

“Everybody knows that!” -Mantra of knowitalls everywhere.

Everybody must be the wisest person in all of Creation, because he seems to know everything!

Agar
March 25, 2003
Hits: 5886
Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 11 / 2.545455
Eastern Rabbit's Staff of Doom    Items  (Wand/Staff/ Arcane)   (Magical)

Tired of losing followers to inept searchers, The Eastern Rabbit decided to *motivate* searchers to find the hidden eggs.

This item is Silly.

shivamuffin
March 22, 2003
Hits: 13053
Comments: 36
Ideas: 0
Votes: 22 / 2.363636
Bra of Holding    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

bra, holding, concealment, sexy

Agar
January 21, 2003
Hits: 9122
Comments: 20
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 2.208333
Whiffle Accelerator    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

An over sized blowgun with a matching specialized bag of holding. This blowgun is halfling made and it should be noted that “whiffle” is the halfling word for gerbil.

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       By: hopfrog16

One thing you must realise is that there is no such thing as pure iron/steel these days. Iron/steel isn't nearly as strong now as it was in medieval times. However, with that said, iron in early medieval times was so soft you could hack right through a helm with a sword and leave a nice lil mark on the skull (depending on the grade of iron used on the sword and the helm, ofcaurse). After many hundreds of years of fine tuning, however, the only use the sword had was to puncture the plate. That was very difficult, however, since the grade of steel was so hard... only blunt instruments and weighted axes had any use against plate armor in later medieval times. Makes me wonder why rapiers were so popular then and why less people wore plate (Other than it's obsene costs... a nice suit of armor would cost as much as a nice lexus does now... and a kings suit would be as much as a rols royce).

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