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The Twelve Days of Christmas-Strolen.com Style
By: Cheka Man

A hopefully amusing Strolen.com version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten VIEEU Boots
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Dirge Maces
Ten VIEEU Boots
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Flawed Potions
Eleven Dirge Maces
Ten VIEEU Boots
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree



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Comments ( 13 )
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Scrasamax
2008-12-11 11:37 PM
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Giant Swan is a dead link, needs to be fixed.

Suggested Submissions needs to be corrected, IE the duplicate entries need be removed. Sigil swords is listed 10 times.

Otherwise, an interesting and innovative idea.
manfred
2008-12-12 08:39 AM
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Duplicates were removed and broken links fixed. Things should lead where they are supposed to.

Also, if your true love gave you four kegs of Time-Wine on the fourth day, she also gave you quite a headache on the fifth day. :)
Murometz
2008-12-12 11:08 AM
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or the sixth day maybe, since its time-wine?
manfred
2008-12-12 11:12 AM
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Well, if it is a really good brand...
Cheka Man
2008-12-12 11:47 AM
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Thanks for reparing the links manfred.

No votes?
Voted manfred
2008-12-12 12:12 PM
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I was pondering, whether a silly freetext wasn't more appropriate to this. But then I noticed the Humor/Editorial category and had to admit it belongs there. So here goes the vote.
Murometz
2008-12-12 12:23 PM
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I'm not sure I can vote on this. There is nothing to actually vote on. Its a listing of sub links.
Cheka Man
2008-12-12 02:28 PM
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Maybe I should have posted it in the forum instead.
Voted Maggot
2008-12-12 11:45 PM
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This is quite funny. Not sure that I'd want sandkhoi or trapper ants as gifts, but each to his own I guess.
Strolen
2011-11-23 02:36 PM
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Cheka, you must release this again. It is a crime against humanity having it Private!! :)

Cheka Man
2011-11-24 12:38 PM
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Here it is with Christmas coming up.

Voted MysticMoon
2011-11-28 12:57 PM
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What fun! I'll have to go through and read some of those.

Voted valadaar
2011-12-20 07:15 PM
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Indeed!

 

 

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