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Murometz
October 20, 2007
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Noses of Nyastich    Society/ Organizations  (Mercantile)   (Regional)

Scents of ages past and scents of the zeitgeist. A guild of perfumers.

Scrasamax
October 16, 2007
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Wlatsoom Peak    Locations  (Area)   (Mountains)

Fewer things under heaven reek
like the lofty spires of Wlatsoom Peak

Vernissage, apprentice bard.

Scrasamax
October 16, 2007
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Olfactomancy    Systems  (Mystical)   (Specific)

The scent of magic

Scrasamax
October 16, 2007
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Slumgullion Bog    Locations  (Area)   (Swamp)

A slightly atypical stinking swamp festering with goblins

Pieh
October 15, 2007
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The Smellbinders    Society/ Organizations  (Mystical)   (Country/ State)

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn’t fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn’t know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Pieh
July 24, 2007
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Vaivin's Stinking Ring    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

"You shall never catch anything but a whiff of me!" Vaivin yelled, as he ran down the dark tunnel being chased by giant rats. All of a sudden he was gone and all that remained was a cloud of gas.

manfred
June 8, 2006
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Undead Cosmetics    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Half-serious, half-silly, a scroll of cosmetic and related products for the undead amongst you. Use and abuse at your own risk.

MoonHunter
November 10, 2005
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The Stinking Rose    Locations  (Establishment)   (Other)

This tavern and common house (restaurant) looks like any other quaint building in the area. It is a good sized common house, serving upto 50 people comfortably. The Stinking Rose gets its name by the primary ingredient for its food - Garlic.

manfred
October 12, 2005
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Pure Scent    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

Pure scent, while technically a potion, is not designed for drinking. If it is allowed to evaporate, it reacts with all ‘impurities’ in the air and removes them.

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Cold Comfort

       By: Murometz

Cold Comfort is a long-sword of star-steel, its blade giving off a wan, blueish light. Its grip is wrapped tightly in snow-serpent hide, and its pommel bears a single opalescent gemstone.

This blade is enchanted in such a way, that whoever wields it, begins to fall completely and irrevocably "in love" with the weapon. This love does not manifest itself as the expected reverence and bond formed between any warrior and his weapon, but as a deeper, truer love, one has for a soul-mate of the same species! The longer the wielder carries Cold Comfort the stronger and more disturbing this love becomes, and only the most powerful of magicks can potentially break the sword's insidious spell. The blade's owner will even speak to and coo to the weapon, convinced that the sword understands and returns this epic love.

If the blade's wielder somehow loses the weapon or has it taken away, they will become inconsolable, and will predictably go to "ends of the earth and back" to retrieve it at any cost. Such is the weapon's curse that even separation from it does not damper the feelings the owner has for the sword. Legends tell of several distraught and mind-addled knights who even years after losing the blade, still wander the country-side searching for their lost love. And woe be to the "new lover" if and when they find him or her.

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