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The Twelve Days of Christmas-Strolen.com Style

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A hopefully amusing Strolen.com version of the Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Ten VIEEU Boots
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Eleven Dirge Maces
Ten VIEEU Boots
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Twelve Flawed Potions
Eleven Dirge Maces
Ten VIEEU Boots
Nine Silverspiders
Eight Crystal Hornets
Seven Trapper Ants
Six baby Sandkoi
Five magic rings
Four kegs of Time-Wine
Three Sigil Swords
Two Urn Beasts
And a Giant Swan in an oak tree



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Scrasamax
December 11, 2008, 23:37
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Giant Swan is a dead link, needs to be fixed.

Suggested Submissions needs to be corrected, IE the duplicate entries need be removed. Sigil swords is listed 10 times.

Otherwise, an interesting and innovative idea.
manfred
December 12, 2008, 8:39
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Duplicates were removed and broken links fixed. Things should lead where they are supposed to.

Also, if your true love gave you four kegs of Time-Wine on the fourth day, she also gave you quite a headache on the fifth day. :)
Murometz
December 12, 2008, 11:08
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or the sixth day maybe, since its time-wine?
manfred
December 12, 2008, 11:12
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Well, if it is a really good brand...
Cheka Man
December 12, 2008, 11:47
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Thanks for reparing the links manfred.

No votes?
Voted manfred
December 12, 2008, 12:12
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I was pondering, whether a silly freetext wasn't more appropriate to this. But then I noticed the Humor/Editorial category and had to admit it belongs there. So here goes the vote.
Murometz
December 12, 2008, 12:23
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I'm not sure I can vote on this. There is nothing to actually vote on. Its a listing of sub links.
Cheka Man
December 12, 2008, 14:28
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Maybe I should have posted it in the forum instead.
Voted Maggot
December 12, 2008, 23:45
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This is quite funny. Not sure that I'd want sandkhoi or trapper ants as gifts, but each to his own I guess.
Strolen
November 23, 2011, 14:36
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Cheka, you must release this again. It is a crime against humanity having it Private!! :)

Cheka Man
November 24, 2011, 12:38
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Here it is with Christmas coming up.

Voted MysticMoon
November 28, 2011, 12:57
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What fun! I'll have to go through and read some of those.

Voted valadaar
December 20, 2011, 19:15
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Indeed!

 

 

Voted Aramax
March 2, 2015, 8:25
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4/5 for a good chuckle!


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Hooper McFin's Two Shot Portal

       By: dudeington

Now, this ol' ramblin fellow tends to walk his talk a bit too far down the train sometimes.. So I'll be brief in my recantin' of how it was my Tavern "came to bein'" on the multiverse as a weave of it's own spell.. And how I'm even alive to tell the story!

You see it's simple really, trust me.. that's my specialty, keepin it elementary. And you can trust this old Bard.

Anyway, this one night these wizards get a ramblin' on about the temporal exististance of space and time and how it could be manifested in a weave of super dimensional space. whereupon the folded space would give rise to an infinite number of entrances and exits to one or many spaces. Now, seein' how my talkin' sometimes get's locked into the way us folks used to talk back in the ol' west. These wizards didn't know I was a master of the word. and I had heard everything they said. They were also a bit over the wagon, while I was steerin' the show.

So that's how it came to pass, I struck a bargain with the wizards. They come to me in the morning and conjure up their idea into reality and I'd pledge them my life, my existance.. in essence my soul. but in a much nicer sense of the word. So they came by in the morning a half remembering our talks the prior evenin'. And I recanted their words verbatum, and that's how it came to be. The spell was complete that afternoon. My tavern would be the super dimensional cube that would exist in this weave of space and time, folks could come and go as they please, knowin in mind some of the rules and limitations set forth.

A few of 'em as follows.

No feller can be causin a ruckus inside any of my fine establishments, as always rule number one god damnit.

n' second the portal works kinda tricky. When ya outside ya cast the spell and lend your will to luck a bit and regardless the doors to the bar will appear, the windows a luminescent amber.. you can hear the chattee but ya can't see in. And the catch is the door might be locked, in which case you chalk it up to lady luck and go walk off and try again in an hour. Now most times the door pops right open and from the outside you always come in the front door, immediately greeted by myself or one of our many fine patrons of Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

Now when ya cast the spell from inside the Tavern, another catch comes up. The back door is mainly a secret for the non-initiated staff and the regulars but for sake of the prose let's assume we all know there's a secret door in the back with a portal there. Now when you go on through this one, you got two scenario's you oughta be aware of. One is ya pop outside relative to the same spot you came out. The other is, you walk back on into this one or another of our many Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse.

so it's a clever quantum railroad I got my tavern and my people's caught on. But, Hey the show's sure as always goin. ohhh' rutin tootin skidoodle -

** And that's it.. that's the only notes I found on the spell, apparently out there somewhere is a Tavern caught on the mighty ebb and flow of the multiverse. Well. at least I can put to rest my torment as to the condition now referred to as "Hooper McFin's Teleportation Paranoia".

Dr. Clarke T. Mulligan - Professional researcher of Time & Space.

Hooper McFin's Ale & Steakhouse

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