If Akoro existed anywhere but in the depths of hell, it would have torn itself apart centuries ago.

"It's important to remember, when dealing with the clockfolk, that they only LOOK like toys."

"We, who carry the weight of an empire. We, who break our backs that others might rest easily! We, who will be slaves no longer! Rise, my friends! Rise against the injustices done to you!"

"He'd look a lot more majestic up there if he weren't wobbling all over the place!"

"After being to the Bramblefens, blackberry thorns just seem kinda cute!"

"Don't worry, I've fought necromancers before! Wait, what the..."

Of all the threats space travelers may face, few are as difficult to predict as Gamma Goblins.

Just as every religion has a unique emblem, so to do they have unique equipment that their more adventurous members make use of. These are some of those items.

"Stay back! I'm a... a powerful wizard!"

Few things define a ship more than her guardian spirit.

It's amazing what a huge amount of strain can do to somebody, what it can cause them to become.

"Men? They send men to repel us? Humans..."

"How did you lose your arm?"
"Well you see, I fought this one bloke with a bizarre sword..."

In theory, he could settle down. But because he's such a nice guy, he won't.

Beer Magic!

"Did a BEAR just jump out of that mans backpack?!?"
"Yes sir, I believe it did."

"Looking at the clean shatter with surrounding structural damage, I'd say it was most likely a bass with mezzo-soprano backup, possibly accompanied by a skilled bassist."

'Kobolds have an empire? Since when?'

"Never seen anything like it before. Two strikes, and the room was awash in blood."

Buttons, how could you?