Few things define a ship more than her guardian spirit.

"It's important to remember, when dealing with the clockfolk, that they only LOOK like toys."

Of all the threats space travelers may face, few are as difficult to predict as Gamma Goblins.

In theory, he could settle down. But because he's such a nice guy, he won't.

"We, who carry the weight of an empire. We, who break our backs that others might rest easily! We, who will be slaves no longer! Rise, my friends! Rise against the injustices done to you!"

"Looking at the clean shatter with surrounding structural damage, I'd say it was most likely a bass with mezzo-soprano backup, possibly accompanied by a skilled bassist."

"Don't worry, I've fought necromancers before! Wait, what the..."

"He'd look a lot more majestic up there if he weren't wobbling all over the place!"

If Akoro existed anywhere but in the depths of hell, it would have torn itself apart centuries ago.

"How did you lose your arm?"
"Well you see, I fought this one bloke with a bizarre sword..."

"Never seen anything like it before. Two strikes, and the room was awash in blood."

"After being to the Bramblefens, blackberry thorns just seem kinda cute!"

"Stay back! I'm a... a powerful wizard!"

"Did a BEAR just jump out of that mans backpack?!?"
"Yes sir, I believe it did."

"Men? They send men to repel us? Humans..."

Picture the wildest rodeo you've ever seen. Now picture it half a mile above the earth.

Buttons, how could you?

'Kobolds have an empire? Since when?'

Beer Magic!

It's amazing what a huge amount of strain can do to somebody, what it can cause them to become.