In theory, he could settle down. But because he's such a nice guy, he won't.

"Looking at the clean shatter with surrounding structural damage, I'd say it was most likely a bass with mezzo-soprano backup, possibly accompanied by a skilled bassist."

"How did you lose your arm?"
"Well you see, I fought this one bloke with a bizarre sword..."

"Men? They send men to repel us? Humans..."

"After being to the Bramblefens, blackberry thorns just seem kinda cute!"

It's amazing what a huge amount of strain can do to somebody, what it can cause them to become.

"Don't worry, I've fought necromancers before! Wait, what the..."

"Stay back! I'm a... a powerful wizard!"

Few things define a ship more than her guardian spirit.

"It's important to remember, when dealing with the clockfolk, that they only LOOK like toys."

"He'd look a lot more majestic up there if he weren't wobbling all over the place!"

Picture the wildest rodeo you've ever seen. Now picture it half a mile above the earth.

'Kobolds have an empire? Since when?'

Beer Magic!

If Akoro existed anywhere but in the depths of hell, it would have torn itself apart centuries ago.

"Did a BEAR just jump out of that mans backpack?!?"
"Yes sir, I believe it did."

Not named for an resident beast, but for the multitude of winding, mazelike passages fraught with danger.

Buttons, how could you?

Just as every religion has a unique emblem, so to do they have unique equipment that their more adventurous members make use of. These are some of those items.

Of all the threats space travelers may face, few are as difficult to predict as Gamma Goblins.