Beer Magic!

Buttons, how could you?

It's amazing what a huge amount of strain can do to somebody, what it can cause them to become.

"Don't worry, I've fought necromancers before! Wait, what the..."

"How did you lose your arm?"
"Well you see, I fought this one bloke with a bizarre sword..."

"We, who carry the weight of an empire. We, who break our backs that others might rest easily! We, who will be slaves no longer! Rise, my friends! Rise against the injustices done to you!"

Picture the wildest rodeo you've ever seen. Now picture it half a mile above the earth.

If Akoro existed anywhere but in the depths of hell, it would have torn itself apart centuries ago.

"Never seen anything like it before. Two strikes, and the room was awash in blood."

"It's important to remember, when dealing with the clockfolk, that they only LOOK like toys."

Just as every religion has a unique emblem, so to do they have unique equipment that their more adventurous members make use of. These are some of those items.

Not named for an resident beast, but for the multitude of winding, mazelike passages fraught with danger.

"Did a BEAR just jump out of that mans backpack?!?"
"Yes sir, I believe it did."

"After being to the Bramblefens, blackberry thorns just seem kinda cute!"

"Looking at the clean shatter with surrounding structural damage, I'd say it was most likely a bass with mezzo-soprano backup, possibly accompanied by a skilled bassist."

Of all the threats space travelers may face, few are as difficult to predict as Gamma Goblins.

"He'd look a lot more majestic up there if he weren't wobbling all over the place!"

"Stay back! I'm a... a powerful wizard!"

'Kobolds have an empire? Since when?'

In theory, he could settle down. But because he's such a nice guy, he won't.