In theory, he could settle down. But because he's such a nice guy, he won't.

"After being to the Bramblefens, blackberry thorns just seem kinda cute!"

"Never seen anything like it before. Two strikes, and the room was awash in blood."

"It's important to remember, when dealing with the clockfolk, that they only LOOK like toys."

"Looking at the clean shatter with surrounding structural damage, I'd say it was most likely a bass with mezzo-soprano backup, possibly accompanied by a skilled bassist."

Just as every religion has a unique emblem, so to do they have unique equipment that their more adventurous members make use of. These are some of those items.

"Don't worry, I've fought necromancers before! Wait, what the..."

Of all the threats space travelers may face, few are as difficult to predict as Gamma Goblins.

"How did you lose your arm?"
"Well you see, I fought this one bloke with a bizarre sword..."

Picture the wildest rodeo you've ever seen. Now picture it half a mile above the earth.

"Did a BEAR just jump out of that mans backpack?!?"
"Yes sir, I believe it did."

Beer Magic!

Not named for an resident beast, but for the multitude of winding, mazelike passages fraught with danger.

If Akoro existed anywhere but in the depths of hell, it would have torn itself apart centuries ago.

Buttons, how could you?

It's amazing what a huge amount of strain can do to somebody, what it can cause them to become.

"Stay back! I'm a... a powerful wizard!"

Few things define a ship more than her guardian spirit.

"We, who carry the weight of an empire. We, who break our backs that others might rest easily! We, who will be slaves no longer! Rise, my friends! Rise against the injustices done to you!"

'Kobolds have an empire? Since when?'