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manfred
October 17, 2007
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Comments: 19
Ideas: 17
Votes: 9 / 3.944444
Silly Items    Items  (Other)   (Cursed)

As if there was not enough siliness around…

Scrasamax
October 16, 2007
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 3
Votes: 6 / 4.083333
Olfactomancy    Systems  (Mystical)   (Specific)

The scent of magic

Pieh
October 15, 2007
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 8 / 3.250000
The Smellbinders    Society/ Organizations  (Mystical)   (Country/ State)

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn’t fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn’t know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Wulfhere
September 19, 2007
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Comments: 12
Ideas: 0
Votes: 10 / 4.300000
Cap'n Geezo's Secret    Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Magical)

Despite his lackluster personal hygiene, Captain Geezo has a certain magnetism…

Scrasamax
September 4, 2007
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Comments: 18
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.777778
Bedizens Traveling Dungeon    Dungeons  (Plains)   (Rooms/ Halls)

A traveling dungeon of canvas and props…

manfred
August 23, 2007
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Comments: 2
Ideas: 4
Votes: 2 / 3.500000
Kung-Fu Training Techniques    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Gaming - Genre)

"Yes, my kung-fu is strong. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to learn this style…"

Scrasamax
August 18, 2007
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 4.000000
Cinque-Parte Polygnostic    Locations  (Establishment)   (Any)

Conosca abbastanza per essere impaurito, molto impaurito

Motto of Cinque-Parte Polygnostic

valadaar
August 1, 2007
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Comments: 9
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 3.625000
Star of the Iron Spikes    Items  (Melee Weapons)   (Villanous)

Yet another use for the ubiquitous Iron Spike.

Pieh
July 1, 2007
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Comments: 15
Ideas: 11
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
A Cookbook of Gods!    Society/ Organizations  (Religious)   (World Wide)

These are the Gods of Food and Eating! Beware their culinary prowess and tremble before the might of their cookery! These are… More Placeholder Gods!

Pieh
June 30, 2007
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Comments: 3
Ideas: 0
Votes: 3 / 2.666667
Sonic - the God of Sound    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Natural)

"Did you hear that? He speaks to those who would listen. Simply adjust your hearing frequency and you will hear his voice." - Audicus, Disciple of the Sound Mind and Body.

Scrasamax
June 22, 2007
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Comments: 4
Ideas: 0
Votes: 4 / 4.250000
Aurangzeb, Mughal of Gremils    NPCs  (Mythic/ Historical)   (Technical)

The Mughal of the Gremils, the Shah of Lag, the most devoted of Mathom.

Scrasamax
June 11, 2007
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 7 / 4.357143
30 Villians and Fiends    NPCs  (Major)   (Combative)

Yet another list of 30, this time fiendish foes, vile villians, and and dastardly do-badders.

Scrasamax
May 20, 2007
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Comments: 8
Ideas: 0
Votes: 6 / 3.583333
Fhlinghin Zapbolts    NPCs  (Major)   (Combative)

An outcaste goblin with a sadistic streak and a secret talent

Dozus
May 1, 2007
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Comments: 24
Ideas: 11
Votes: 11 / 4.636364
A Selection of Silly Hats    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -P.J. O’Rourke

Scrasamax
March 28, 2007
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Comments: 16
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.041667
ACME Exploding Barrel and Crate Company    Society/ Organizations  (Mercantile)   (World Wide)

For barrel that explode when you shoot them, there’s only one name you can count on, that’s ACME.

valadaar
March 8, 2007
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Comments: 10
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.666667
Whistle of Big Game Summoning    Items  (Tools)   (Cursed)

Sometimes an item can be a little too effective…

Siren no Orakio
March 7, 2007
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Comments: 11
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.000000
ISL 9000    Items  (Ranged Weapons)   (Combat)

Capable of delivering up to 20 iron spikes per minute at nearly the velocity of an arrow, the Iron Spike Launcher-9000 is the front line weapon of his most elite clock-work soldiers.

Wulfhere
January 4, 2007
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Comments: 19
Ideas: 0
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Abyrwythynsternwdt, the Village of the Unpronouncable Name    Locations  (City)   (Any)

The villagers paid dearly after they slew the stuttering old crone!

valadaar
September 1, 2006
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Comments: 24
Ideas: 35
Votes: 12 / 4.333333
Flawed Potions    Items  (Potion)   (Cursed)

Never buy your potions from the Discount Dealer…

Pariah
August 13, 2006
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Comments: 15
Ideas: 0
Votes: 9 / 3.611111
Gremils    Lifeforms  (Unique)   (Cyberspace)

[Pariah] 4:20 pm: OMFG!!!  It’s a gremil swarm.

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       By: Ancient Gamer

The journey had been a long one and now they had entered the mountains. After an entire day spent on paths cut into the mountainside and through moss covered coniferous woods, they encounter a desperate young mountain tribal. He is searching for his beloved wife and his elder brother, both of whom he got separated from after an unsuccessful attempt to kill a cave bear. The last thing he saw was the cave bear in full pursuit of his wife. He could not help her as he had been knocked to the ground by the raging beast, and was struggling to regain full consciousness. The tribal will be clearly nervous and urges them to look for his wife during their travels. He will stay in his village a couple of miles to the north and pleads for assistance should they recover his wife, whether she be dead or alive.

On the next day of travel, they will journey upon a dim track in the forest and while they are preparing to ascend another path cut into the mountainside, they hear moans of lust from somewhere nearby. Upon closer inspection they will spy a young tribal woman in the heat of the act with an elder tribal male. They are consummating their forbidden love on the cold mountain moss, and beside them lay the skinned and slaughtered carcass of a huge bear.

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