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Harvengure
August 20, 2008
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Trickster's Tankard (minor and major)    Items  (Other)   (Cursed)

Warning: Trickster’s Tankard may result in alcohol abuse, random bar fights and very angry dwarves, half orcs, orcs, giants and anyone else who enjoys their drink.

Use with caution

Harvengure
August 17, 2008
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Trickster's Charm    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

"Poor girl seems to be losing her mind.  She’s always losing that necklace it seems.  Makes me wonder why she takes it off at all." - Concerned Mother in regards to how absent minded her daughter has become

Harvengure
August 17, 2008
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Turning Fork    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Zombies make horrible dinner guest. Trying to eat the brains of the host tends to ruin things. 

Well, now you can tell them to fork off with this handy little item.

Pieh
July 11, 2008
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Rune of Admini    Items  (Computers)   (Magical)

An old device used for giving the common folk a say in the Elder’s plans that has survived to the modern day.

Ted
June 1, 2008
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Ways to die    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

In the game of paranoia, the damage tables for falls lists heights up to ‘orbital’

Agar
April 1, 2008
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Quantum Sheen    Items  (Materials)   (Magical)

"What does this marveous ointment do you ask? It’s easily worth the 50 gold an ounce I’m selling it to you for my friend, I can promise you that. ... You still want to know what it does? Well, it ... it sorta ... and then it ... Here! Just try a sample here and see!"

Pieh
February 15, 2008
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Frosty's Silk Hat of Sentience    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Frosty the Snowman. Is a fairytale they say. He was made of snow. But the children know. How he came to life one day…

There must have been some magic. In that old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head. He began to dance around…

Siren no Orakio
January 5, 2008
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The Cabal of Omnomnom    Society/ Organizations  (Religious)   (Area)

An odd little cult dedicated to the care and feeding of their ‘god’, the Cabal of Omnomnom is slowly depleting the region of…

Stephie
January 5, 2008
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Ways a DM Can Stall an Adventure    Articles  (Humor/ Editorial)   (Game Mastering)

Have you ever been in a position where you needed a quick break but your players were too ancy to break as well?

Siren no Orakio
January 4, 2008
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Spathi's Ring of Elusion    Items  (Jewelry)   (Magical)

A coward’s ring, Spathi’s Ring of Elusion allows the magi wearing it easy escape from battle, and a parting shot to be remembered by at the same time.

Kassil
December 29, 2007
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Clothing of Concealment    Items  (Clothes)   (Magical)

Sometimes, you just need to stash something away - some spare cash, a holdout weapon, your gender…

Drackler
November 10, 2007
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Harmless potions    Items  (Potion)   (Magical)

A list of harmless (if sometimes annoying) potions.

Siren no Orakio
October 30, 2007
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Captain Hwaln Fusionbelly    NPCs  (Minor)   (Travelers)

Just another Salvorathan captain, one of the surprisingly few, but entrenpenurial folks.

valadaar
October 25, 2007
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FMCs Vendo-Quiver(TM)    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

"Tired of lugging about heavy quivers full of arrows?"

manfred
October 17, 2007
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Translator of Political Corectness    Items  (Other)   (Magical)

Some items simply go wrong, that happens from time to time. But some are created by weird minds, even downright deranged ones, minds too sick to be healed. Guess where this one comes from.

manfred
October 17, 2007
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Silly Items    Items  (Other)   (Cursed)

As if there was not enough siliness around…

Scrasamax
October 16, 2007
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Olfactomancy    Systems  (Mystical)   (Specific)

The scent of magic

Pieh
October 15, 2007
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The Smellbinders    Society/ Organizations  (Mystical)   (Country/ State)

"Aww, dang, did you fart again?" asked the Jordy, The Knight.
"No, screw you! I didn’t fart in the first place!" replied The Scoundrel, Harris. What they didn’t know was that the Smelbinders could hear their every word.

Wulfhere
September 19, 2007
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Cap'n Geezo's Secret    Items  (Home/ Personal)   (Magical)

Despite his lackluster personal hygiene, Captain Geezo has a certain magnetism…

Scrasamax
September 4, 2007
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Bedizens Traveling Dungeon    Dungeons  (Plains)   (Rooms/ Halls)

A traveling dungeon of canvas and props…

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The Saucerer

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A rare branch of the arcane masters, encountered only among the deepest hill folk or ramshackle cabins, the Saucerer takes his power directly from the consumption of cheap liquor. Only the strongest, rankest, most nauseating of homebrewed alcohol will do, where it is instantly converted into mana available to the caster. Without a minimum level of inebriation, the Saucerer will be unable to cast any spells, as focus inhibits his spellcasting abilities.

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