Oh my how their heads are pounding. What happened yesterday? The McFluffins held a party, the biggest in a decade, and then the wandering gnome wizard Pyotr the Illusionist held a magic show. But why is the rest blank? And why are they butt naked, covered in flour?

A ring of silver enchanted such that if any in the wearer's presence intend to harm them it would grow warm. Unfortunately it's properties are wasted if in place of politics where it is consistently warm.