A big flock can suck a cow bloodless in a few minutes, yet your doctor shows up carrying one around a small birdcage in the tip of his staff. Maybe you're better off just learning to live with the kidney stones. . .

Stay out of the woods. It's not a place for men. Not anymore.

Lady Evica is one of the prides of the Hesayan Church--it shows that even monstrous, overtly sexual, colossal mermaids can be brought to worship in Iasu's light. Except not really.

Wanderers beware, these gates open not,

Except to those only who the way have bought.

You may purchase the right to pass me by,

By each guessing my riddles. Care to try?

Thirty wenches to pour the beer and feed hungry customers. And do other things as well...

One of the strangest weapons deployed by Z'pl'rt the Mad

And the walls came tumbling down...

Kids today, you can't tell them what to do, right from wrong. When I was a kid we got tattoos and piercings, nowadays they turn themselves into freaking mutants. On purpose!

Any citizen over the age of 30

Letting one of my players encounter a Raccoon might have been a bad idea... (now with PC summaries written by their respective players.... if everyone does it)

A variety of bizarre but otherwise harmless insects.

Sometimes science and culture produce amazing things, sometimes they produce flipper babies

Dr. Assan Steiner

A build a mile tall with 50,000 people in has a lot of room for action and intrigue

Get ready, a great deal happened.

Interrogating the suspects doesn't go as planned.

'You can't just run around killing goblins and looting temples, this isn't the old days my boy. To make it today you've got to be part of the guild, and you need a team, and a look, and most importantly you need a manager. Like me.'

Goodman

One dead, one escaped, four captured. After a late-night car chase and shootout, Team A of the CRTF are probably prepared for the interrogation. That's not to say they'll be prepared for what they might learn...

Few things shine as bright as the jewels of Hell

The faded, yet oddly pristine robes of an ancient healer, this cloth radiates a palpable sense of comfort, of wholeness.

A spirit of judgement and punishment

You should probably get ready for some trouble...