1 Where you going lad? it is your turn to work the bellows.
2 I said Mountain Hall not Mount Them All
3 Her husband looked up and said "This tastes like soap"
4 Then the Gnome says "I can't smell any gems in there but I will keep my nose in it”
5 All my spikes are flush
6 Yes that is a beard in my pants
7 Pull me a pint from Groemdigger's stout
8 Take it easy, don't forge it.
9 He ended up with a piece of blue-fairie pie
10 The mining guild member took out two wooden planks and said "all tunnels need at least two pieces of shoring before a Guild member can work"
12 Two days later he pulled out a diamond
13 I don't understand, I have been hammering the dagger for hours and the steel still isn't pink
14 A beard in the hand is worth two in the bush
15 She is not what she a beard to be
16 A toothpick
17 Cause the next day you piss splinters
18 That is not a arquebus but it is loaded
19 The human would ride in the boat and tip the bar maid
20 Then the male goblin says let just stay here till we out number them
21 After 59 minutes the dwarf got up to leave saying, “You said a 100 gold an hour, if I stayed another minute I would have to pay”
22 You said treat it like a masterwork sword, so I offered it to the king
23 The guild woman who usually does that part called in sick, but the Harriah will make you breakfast and Bella will take your money
24 Everyone knows Dwarves only eat once a day
25 You were supposed to look for shaved coins
26 She is just whistling while she works
27 That Gnome just spit on me!
28 Then the gold miner's daughter said "I was just following the vein"
29 The entire mining guild is working the shaft, my lord
30 I thought you wanted red meat off the bone