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- Highest Master Adept of Fanciful Text

For Next Level: 24938xp of 44140xp complete.
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Lifeforms | 175xp

The Dwarven Beard Explained

A 100 word Sci-fi explanation as to why Dwarves can never shave and why the beard truly is a matter of life and death.

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Systems | 105xp

Slang and Jargon Beneath the Waves: The Big Under

'Top, my name is Brock Figglewater, I knew your aunt. I tap a piece of pillow that belonged to your aunt, and I jump belongs to you now. You see, I just bought this Stimech, and I jump it was stolen by a bruce named Horace. Horace was a pream tattle of mine. Three weeks ago, I let Horace take out my pream stimech to go bounce along the billibong looking for bubblely-bobs to bring to the spitter's patch. Horace says he ran into some boom sauce and had to hop out of the stimech in just a tater sack. I cannot jump that Hoarace bounced 5 kims across the pillow in a tater sack. I have tapped spitter dops on the Big Under pillow for years, I ain't no trainer. I ain't rigged to swallow dry sand, and I washed Hoarace. But I need my stimech back, and I ain't got the press to go all over the Big Under boiling Hoarce's peals of truth. I need your help.'

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NPCs | 45xp

Rulund Drussel (1st Vassal)

Warlord, Relic Hunter and sometimes Husband

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“ One of the PC's falls in love with a woman who happens to be a necromancer...perhaps she/he is allied with a group working against the PCs?”
Michael Jotne Slayer
“ Five men are herding fifteen horses down the road. They won't be very talkative, but are willing to sell a horse, or more horses if the heroes are interested. These men are horse thieves. They are already sought by regional militiamen. Anyone with a stolen horse (all are marked) may get into trouble. If found guilty, horse thieves face prison or even a hanging execution. Similar thefts have happened only a month before, and a reward is offered.”
manfred
“ Rats are said to be good luck. In the church if a rat walks over you while praying, good luck will come your way.”
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