There is a game that exists for the sole purpose of amusing the internet. The internet is a malicious being that can force all sorts of insanity upon the reckless wielder. Be careful when using the internet, because you have just started to play… The Game.
The Game is a game that everyone plays, eventually they will lose. But then, once they have forgotten about that loss, The Game begins anew for them. To play The Game you must simply exist. To lose The Game you must think about the game. By reading this article, and every time you think about this article, you have lost The Game.
But… How do we win The Game?
Simple. You don’t. You play and play, whether you want to or not. And this pleases the internet, and keeps if from doing things that could spell our doom. So… Keep on browsing the internet, keep on playing The Game. One day the game will end, and that day will be The End of Days… The Apocalypse.
But… How does this have anything to do with Role-Playing Games?
- Game Over, Man! Game Over! -
The Game has ended. The internet stop functioning as we know it, by using the internet we become trapped in a strange warped reality we helped create with all of our ideas! Everything exists here, yet nothing can save us. The players battle through ages of junk to find the Heart of the Internet and destroy it.
- Whoa, did time just stop? -
People all over the world have been heard saying this, "Whoa. Did time just stop?" It turns out that this is happening when someone loses The Game. You need to find a way to end The Game before time stops forever!
- The Games have just begun. -
Soon The Game is not only on the internet, but in everyones lives. TV screens will change to display the message "You just lost The Game!" and you may be trying to print out some information, but all you get it a sheet of paper that just repeats, "You just lost The Game!" What do we do? Who is behind this?
The Game is a meant to be a nuisance rather than a full out threat, but it can get serious. Some people just can’t stand losing a game. Mass chaos could ensue.
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