Once there was turtacular lad, he deffernicated quite well and it brought him to hell, but he was a scallicious cad and at math, not quite bad. so, he excaped the abyss, and nothijng was a miss, with the curve... of a bell.

My booty lies over the ocean. My booty dies over the sea. My booty belies my grooty so nooty and tooty to thee.

And now... a duet by the bassbringerbrothers-

"I like the ocean." - "And I loves the sea!"

"I've got a potion!" - "And I've gots to pee!"

"Could you spare some sun loation?" - "Not now, cuz I thought that was a tree!"

So we can edit the main sub but not the user submitted subs...

In a septic tank, there lived a guy named Hank.

Hank was sincere, but most of all, if asked a question he always replied frank... ly.

Some would call him blunt, most of all the kid living in the toilet, he was such a *beeep* *initiate translation* *bzzzzpt* = RUNT.

"Alas" said Hank, "let us hunt, the giant slug of Silmars grunt.....ssssshhh"

A man once asked me out on a date –

I never before thought he was straight.

But betwixt his thighs –

I was right, a surprise!

Turns out that “his” name was Kate.

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A short story for telepaths

You know what I mean.

And then Jon was a demon

I refuse to put any addition to this crazy nightmare... oh crap.

Yes.

She turned sideways three times and disappeared, lost like a line in the sand when the ride went out of the driveway, and the sand went out of the man like a sandbag goes under the water when the Katrina cleaned up a good place to leave and a good time for leaving, so she turned sideways three times and never feared.