"Gak! Cough! I just swallowed a bug."

This random-roll chart is designed for those times when a player unexpectedly misses a game session. What is their character doing while everyone else is out on an adventure?

No nose, hardly any body, a terrible wine, really.

Fear ye not the sorcerer's might / for ye be wreathed in Baunumdraung's light!

These lovely people had the unfortunate luck of living adjacent to a zenophobic bug race and a species that would defend their colonies

Get to it, you mealy boned maggots! That stone isn't going to cut itself!

Bloody-Beard Borsht

I'm gonna be somebody, someday!

Umo Cinzento

Synthetic Bioforms: (Syns, Synths, SBF): The use of synthetic people helps alleviate the manpower shortage and most real peoples' dislike for manual labor. They are also cheaper, easier to utilize, and easier to maintain than robots in most situations. Encyclopedia Galactica 2453ed

These groups were originally for use with the Project Underworld PBP game, to which I contributed the minor covens.

The living airships of Locastus, City of Mirrors

The crystal dragons of Sogth VII are strange and sinuous beasts, be they stalking across the land on their four legs, and swimming through the ammonia seas.

There it was, big as two horses and all scales and wicked looking head. thought we was alldead, we did. Then the beastie did the damndest thing. Instead of breathin fire on us, or cursin us with magic it started eatin one of the damned bushes.

Explorer Kurold the Hammer

While magic if full of odd associations, some are quite "pun-ish". By accident or on purpose, slips of the tongue are there.

Scale and bone and tooth and claw,
All are symbols of His law
Mourn not the fallen, sick, or weak,
They are His to claim and His to keep!

A system for samurai ranks. Still having trouble with the output of this one.

A short summary of the ranks used by the Gurkha Regiments of the British Indian Army.

An attempt to codify the Byzantine military system.

Ranks of the members of a particular craft guild or livery company.

A simplified explanation of the nobility of the Ottoman Empire.

A fantasy version of nobility from a Middle-Eastern type setting.